BadUncle commented on Lifestyle Magazine Is Ashamed Of Itself

"@moff: We're just making spectacles of ourselves."

BadUncle commented on Lifestyle Magazine Is Ashamed Of Itself

"And so the publishing war heats up between Monocle and it's rival, Lorgnette."

BadUncle commented on L.A.: Give Brooklyn Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Weary...

"@belltolls: My thoughts exactly."

BadUncle commented on Gay Wars: New York Wins!

"Roger Ailes really does the holidays."

BadUncle commented on Russia Loves The Office, Hates Emo

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: Ve are Nihilists, Lebowski."

BadUncle commented on Which TV Pals Aren't Speaking In Real Life?

"@scroll_lock: Mock not the salty dog and his warbling frau."

BadUncle commented on Em & Lo Need Some Masturbation Advice

"Great - now when a reporter mentions "shaking hands with the President," it might have something to do with the ovulation office."

BadUncle commented on Choire Sicha: Enemy of Love

"Choire Sicha is the Masque of the Read Death."

BadUncle commented on Bayer: Barbecuing Babies Guilt-Free

"mmmmm."

BadUncle commented on Real World: Brooklyn Moving to Red Hook

"The Hook is big enough to keep these idiots squirreled away where we won't run into them - so long as they stay the hell out of Sunny's and Lenell's."

BadUncle commented on War Criminal Websites!

"@Aaron Altman: How different Karazdic's life would have been had he only collected Fiestaware."

BadUncle commented on Succeed In Business The Incompetent Superflack Way

"I thought the "cure-all" for inflation in the 70s had something to do with monetary supply and inflation rates."

BadUncle commented on Bodyguards Are The New Handbags

"The bodyguard is fine."

BadUncle commented on Hamptons Expertise Meets Egyptian Party Boat

"Oh, yeah, this is a sound business plan. [www-tech.mit.edu]"

BadUncle commented on Jellllyyyyyfisshhh!!

"When the East River looks like this, maybe they'll have something write about: "

BadUncle commented on "Slow News Day?"

"I'm a fan of Blow Muse Days."

BadUncle commented on Weinstein's 'Myspace For Millionaires' Was Not The Greatest Idea

"@KarenUhOh: As well as Fiduciary Vampires and Derivative Pirates."

BadUncle commented on Sci Fi Channel To Take Over The World

"Maybe they could breath new life into the Grranimals kids clothing line, with all the various snakes, alligators, tigers, bears, eels and sharks that star in the endless variations of the one script SciFi uses for its original programming. BTW, as a trend-setting innovator, I appreciate waking me from its torpid, day-long, single-show marathons with wrestling."