Balk commented on Tuesday Night Party People

"From: Nicky Digital Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2008 10:29:39 -0400 To: Paige Ferrari , Alex Balk Conversation: Working from home today Subject: Working from home today I still feel quarantineable, so I am going to be working from home today. I'm available by phone, email, instant messenger. Thanks, n NICKY YOU ARE SO FIRED -- A.B."

Balk commented on The Evolution of Portfolio's Covers

"No."

Balk commented on Gawker Alum Report

"My money's on Ray Wert."

Balk commented on Balk's Back!

"You're dead to me, Pareene."

Balk commented on Alumni Report

"And don't forget Doree Shafrir!"

Balk commented on Always Jumping The Shark

"I could not be more tired of all the "Is Gawker dead?" conversation, but I do want to say this: Anyone who takes this job knows to expect a barrage of "you suck, [new person], bring back [recently departed person]," so whatever, but anyone who thinks Maggie Shnayerson and Alex Pareene have not already demonstrated the necessary talent, ambition, and initiative to carry off this site's stated goals has not been paying attention and should go read something else."

Balk commented on We've been babbling about

"You should have brought back Doree to write this post."

Balk commented on 'Radar' Celebrates John Varvatos All Over Maer Roshan's Body

"Josh obviously has not Verified any radar version about this overblown suggestion."

Balk commented on Is The "Four Hour Workweek" Guy On To Something?

"These kind of posts never end well."

Balk commented on NBC paid "Perverted Justice,"

"@SarahHeartburn: @atipofthehat: @Conbon: @karion: Shhh, everyone thinks I'm busy working!"

Balk commented on NBC paid "Perverted Justice,"

"@atipofthehat: Who says I can't do both?"

Balk commented on I opened up my e-mail this

"I generally go in for a cocktail of PediaLyte and vodka."

Balk commented on BalkerStalker: You still going

"@BalknChain: Twenty minutes ago, actually!"

Balk commented on Please Welcome Alex Pareene

"@Baberaham Lincoln: You've seen one advertisement promising to make your cock bigger, you've seen 'em all."

Balk commented on Please Welcome Alex Pareene

"You suck, Pareene!"

Balk commented on Elodie's Terrible Vengeance Wrecks Heidi's Dinner?!?

"@the_mayoress: Clear it with Choire and it's MORE THAN FINE BY ME."

Balk commented on Dear 'Page Six Magazine', You're Probably Wondering Who Died And Made Me Ombudsbitch

"Dear Moe, I am going to a very fancy book party next week and I have a question: Is it acceptable to wear jeans?"

Balk commented on Things I'd Rather Forget

"A reader who also witnessed the scene wrote in to let me know that,unfortunately,the young man did die."