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CaptainFantastic on May 22, 2008
Why wouldn't I be nice? You're funny and you look kind of like Sandra Bullock.
SlickaNicka on May 17, 2008
I've admired your work from afar, Balky. (If I may presume to call you that).
And by the way, how did you change your profile? I can't seem to find a way to edit mine. Humph.
BalknChain on May 8, 2008
Rage Against the Dying Comment
My venomous words
hung in the air
boiling and roiling
coiling and toiling
happiness spoiling
ever tumbling and twirling
grumbling and swirling
the sarcasm hair-curling
tendrils of hell unfurling
hear me now night editor
horrid insult hurling!
Un Chien Andalou on Apr 30, 2008
aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I like your haircut
I like you regardless
aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Un Chien Andalou on Apr 18, 2008
damn girl, hott dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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BalknChain's Activity
BalknChain commented on Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?, at 2:52 PM on May 22
@CodePink: For what it's worth, I agree
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BalknChain commented on Why Do You People Force Me To Hurt You?, at 2:32 PM on May 22
That is one angry commenter.
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BalknChain commented on We Are All Emilys, at 12:52 PM on May 22
@Koreanish: nice
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BalknChain commented on We Are All Emilys, at 12:39 PM on May 22
@Koreanish: I can watch the vid, but not put the volume on.
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BalknChain commented on We Are All Emilys, at 12:31 PM on May 22
@Koreanish: Does Timberlake sing that?
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BalknChain commented on We Are All Emilys, at 12:30 PM on May 22
@Conbon: Send in the (commenter) clowns.
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BalknChain commented on Emily Gould Exposed, at 11:51 AM on May 22
In my opinion, Balk knew/knows the perfect amount of personal sharing to do.
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BalknChain commented on McDonald's Steals Revolutionary Chicken-Pickle Combo, at 9:51 AM on May 22
@heartbreakturnip: ha!
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BalknChain commented on McDonald's Steals Revolutionary Chicken-Pickle Combo, at 9:49 AM on May 22
My fave chicken(like) sandwich was the Chicken Little from KFC.
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BalknChain commented on Marc Jacobs Completes Bag For Gay Filipino Blogger, at 9:18 AM on May 22
Everytime I spank myself with a whip, Hannibal drools.
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BalknChain commented on James Frey's Lies Are Bestsellers Again, at 10:57 PM on May 21
@Mike_Jahn: I use them to represent actions, but I'm a dork so don't listen to me.
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BalknChain commented on James Frey's Lies Are Bestsellers Again, at 10:52 PM on May 21
@Mike_Jahn: oh shet ep, Dr.
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BalknChain commented on James Frey's Lies Are Bestsellers Again, at 10:51 PM on May 21
@In Other News...: *mouth drops open**then runs out and finds extra people to help applaud*
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BalknChain commented on James Frey's Lies Are Bestsellers Again, at 10:37 PM on May 21
@hughman: Are you Dr.
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BalknChain commented on James Frey's Lies Are Bestsellers Again, at 10:25 PM on May 21
@Mike_Jahn: FB
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BalknChain commented on James Frey's Lies Are Bestsellers Again, at 10:25 PM on May 21
Ryan!!
Another Million Little Pieces?
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