Bifferz commented on Lou Dobbs' Country Estate

"Please note the cross-hatch pattern the lawn was mowed in...just in case there was ever to be a satellite shot."

Bifferz commented on Your Health

"Remember the original Nintendo Track&Field game, and how quickly you realized kneeling behind it and "running" with you hands was the quickest way to win gold?"

Bifferz commented on Jesus Will Carry You To A Good Lawyer

"I read this at my father's retirment party pretending I had written it, though I changed the ending: "and then dad said 'no son, where you see only one set of footprints in the sand I had not abandoned you, it was then when I climbed onto your back, for I was tired and my feet hurt'" For a room filled with 60-something-year-old catholics it really brought the house down."

Bifferz commented on Terry McAuliffe Rides Mechanical Bull Late-Night, Like a Clown

"Johnny Utah's is horrible, and incidentally there's a mechanical bull at Mason Dixon as well."

Bifferz commented on Perfect Metaphor for Creative Arc of The Real World Exists

"Vietnam vet and war bride protest expiration dates on MTV "stars"."

Bifferz commented on Wow, Quick

"So the Obama ad would be for Coke...right?"

Bifferz commented on Wow, Quick

"So wait...is the Obama ad for coke?"

Bifferz commented on George Clooney Must Think He's Going to Win the Oscars

"Alright it's over ladies and gents, he's officially won the greater Minneapolis/St."

Bifferz commented on Ideal Celebrity Faces Horrifying As Usual

"I'm pretty sure the female on the right already exists, slinging plates at a Hooters somewhere in the south, awaiting her big break."