@supernatural: my = I'm
And apparently I'm a liar.
@supernatural: PAST. And on that note, my revoking my own commenting privileges.
I barely made it passed the "waitress at Bennigans" part. Mainly because I'm unemployed and they probably wouldn't even hire me.
Without purchasing stuff I don't need I'd be forced to demonstrate individually what a pompous douchebag I am which would seriously cut into my laying around time.
The best balls in life are free
@CodePink: You're Chris Matthews, aren't you?
"I swear guys, it's like this big"
I call my vulnerable gay spot my bellybutton.
@CodePink: Your eloquence and artistry goes not unnoticed once again.
Sarah Jessica Parker is a no smoking zone
@IBentMyWookie: It's your world, duchess. We can talk about anything you want.
And I mean that in that in the Non To Catch A Predator sense.
The internet always makes me a feel a little creepy, also, the way I talk to other people.
@IBentMyWookie: Someone has yet to discover the joys of masturbation.
@IBentMyWookie: I'm not a doctor or anything, but I think you may be on to something, my dear.
Quick, get that back to me in a memo before I pass out and forget.
@bitchymcsarcasm: I know, right.
@bitchymcsarcasm: there is something terribly wrong with you.
Sorry about your bits, Sicha.
But as my brother likes to say, you can lead a horse to water but you can't teach him how to fish.
This is like an after school special on the dangers of recycling.
I'm so glad we've done away with all those pesky labor laws.
All Spiegelman, all the time.
Loves it.
I'm fairly certain that a snapshot of my psyche may cause seizures in specific species of squirrel monkeys.
Also, toddlers.
@Theda_Bara: Admit it, you've never even read your dissertation.
