Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on The Kennedy Assassination Can Capture Your Very Soul

"I'll call your JFK theorists and raise you a Truthers."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Rain Delay at Tropicana Field

"Binned-i"

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Bayer: Barbecuing Babies Guilt-Free

"enfant terrine"

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Who Hasn't Read James Joyce Yet?

"I've read most of the Choose Your Own Adventure series, yet no Shakespeare. I'm just asking to get hit by lightning, aren't I?"

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on New Olympic Mascot A Trainwreck As Always

"They look like a raver's backpack."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on New Olympic Mascot A Trainwreck As Always

"@TheHonJudgeSmails: Unless it's tinged with hostility, a la the World Cup or that bizarre U.N."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Luke Russert, NBC News Reporter?

"@damiannyc: Why not? Because everyone always complains about how stagnant the media talent pool is and how it has its own agenda."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Washington Post Editor's Dad Has Anti-Bush Blog

"Does this make him an Alternadad?"

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Junk Mail Industry Decides To 'Go Green' Somehow

"These people are like cub scouts compared to the phone book mafia. STOP DELIVERING PHONE BOOKS."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on John Cleese's Radar Connection

"This is what happens when you put too much charcoal in the Weber."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Steal Ideas From A Lazy Genius

"@Ummwhat: That is much worse."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Steal Ideas From A Lazy Genius

"@The Dewd: That is much better."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Steal Ideas From A Lazy Genius

"I've been sitting on this idea for years: - Take those spray-tan booths with the 360-degree nozzles - Take out bronzer, put in liquid sunscreen. - Plop them on beaches/boardwalks/resorts/etc. - Charge people a few bucks to be covered head to toe in SPF - Profit."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Why Newspapers Shouldn't Allow Comments

"At a small daily paper I used to work for we introduced comments to our website."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Street Fighters, of YouTube Fame, Profiled by New York

"I hear these events carry a frisson of violence...."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on "Driving a Vespa To Mars"

"I'm slightly drunk in celebration."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on Will HuffPo Pay its Bloggers Some Mythical Day in the Future?

"@Richard: She looks exactly how I imagine the Huffington Post would look in human form."

Botswana Meat Commission FC commented on British Geraldo Meets British Tony Soprano

"doh. "Gangster No."