I love all bodies, much like Jesus Christ. Stay in the game.
We can forgive her, but only below the neck.
I will vote for the candidate that Styx tells me to vote for.
This is not the greatest tattoo in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
This is just a tribute.
In Portland, it's almost like Kardashians don't exist.
Unless you state otherwise, I will infer a pubic lice infestation as well.
Why does the Amish sailor have a rope? Is it used to tie up the Yukon Cornelius character during sex?
"Donovan Slack" is the best name ever for a human. It ranks right up there with J. Peterman or Bebe Buell.
Led Zeppelin fished for mud sharks from the balcony of a Motel 6. That's good cinéma vérité.
What is his deal? He's jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.
Burger Boobs is my young Jill Zarin fantasy come true. Let me lock the door and turn the lights down low. This calls for full team coverage.
...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
Tim, I think the natural logarithm guy is mad...mad at his lack of creativity. Don't let him bring you down.
He has a gloryhole for an eyeball. You don't see that every day.
...not to be confused with naked Gawker contestant Taylor Berman. God rest his soul.
One person's gravy death tub is another person's treasure.
...and the only prescription is more Zooey Wowee.
Lead them away from the hole and take them directly to divorce. It's quicker.
Savage, you need to bust in there tomorrow with guns a-blazing. Your catch phrase will be "This is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me." Your country is counting on you. I will provide cover from the suburbs.
In my day, we called these "swingers clubs" and we were ashamed to go there. Not that we did.
