Sophia Petrillo commented on Chicago Hipsters Take to the Streets in Anti-Olympics Mayhem

"This looks like one of those "stages of meth" sequences which follows the girl in #1 as she slides down the spiral and ultimately turns into #6"

Sophia Petrillo commented on Today in Outrageous Taserings

"@blix: If he was "unarmed" then how did they handcuff him?"

Sophia Petrillo commented on She's Gonna Live Forever. She's Gonna Learn How to Fly—High!

"Do the Abu Ghraib!"

Sophia Petrillo commented on The Professor, the Skipper, the Millionaire, Mary Ann, Gilligan... All of Them In One!

"LolSpice rides invisible canoe away from the masses."

Sophia Petrillo commented on "I'm 50. And Mostly Like to Stretch."

""Open Caption" is oddly appropriate"

Sophia Petrillo commented on It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to My Argentine Mistress

"@Juancho: I think he's trying to describe "two magnificent parts" of himself"

Sophia Petrillo commented on Reality Star's Inner Self Wistfully Reflected in Restaurant Window

"@EleanorRigby: Isn't that Ed Bradley?"

Sophia Petrillo commented on Che's Granddaughter Just Like Che: Naked, Covered in Produce

"I wanna see her va-che-che"

Sophia Petrillo commented on Indeed, Why Wouldn't He?

"Is that "Hugh" on his shoulder?"

Sophia Petrillo commented on Turns Out Like Everybody Had Swine Flu

"So when my friend didn't wanna come over cause she "didn't wanna give me these wine flutes" she was trying to PROTECT me?"