BullfightsOnAcid commented on Absolutely Nobody Returns Mike and Juliet's Calls

"Mike: So I walked in last night on my wife having sex with another man."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on 9 Ways Hancock Could Have Been A Pretty Good Movie

"It was interesting to see how the marketing changed on this movie."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Singing Little Girl Represents All That is Wrong With America

"I want to see the video where her father does the same video with the same outfits."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Our God Is An Awesome God

"Holy Heidi, Mother of God, pray for us Gawkers now and at the hour of our death (when the Hills airs)."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Emily Gould's Book Proposal Unveiled

"My problem is I wake up with fisted balls."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on The Ballad Of Derrell And Gwendolyn: "Okay, I'll just say it: Will you have sex with me?"

"@MisterHippity: But the Chupacabra, that's real, right?"

BullfightsOnAcid commented on A Broken French Telepath in New York

"'Dying Inside' is one of the great underrated sci-fi stories."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on CBS War Correspondent Gets Promotion, Sex Scandal

"After blowing a gasket Katie Couric asked anyone within earshot, "You don't think she's cuter than me, do you?"

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Kanye West Is Mad Enough To Break His MacBook Air On A Hippie's Head

"Kanye should just write and perform a hip-hop version of 'Kumbaya' and all will be forgiven in the hippie community."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on The Ballad Of Derrell And Gwendolyn: "Okay, I'll just say it: Will you have sex with me?"

"You must understand that I do not have sex."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Radioactive Sperm From Space Somehow Not Funny After All

"I declare a Fatwa on the makers of Disaster Movie and their families."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Gold, Frankenpants and Merkin

"@StrawBerryShortCake:"

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Teen Sex Gains Mainstream Approval With JC Penney Ad

"The music in the background makes it seem very ominous."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Only The Girls' Swim Team Can Stop A Mad Scientist's Super Virus

"@gusnyc.com: It's the soup that eats like a meal."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on A Virtual-Reality Racetrack Turns Into A Death Trap For Speed Racer Jr.

"You should also mention 'Fear Itself' airing on Thursday nights on NBC."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Only The Girls' Swim Team Can Stop A Mad Scientist's Super Virus

"Is it too much to ask the Girls Rebel Force of Competitive Swimmers to wear thong bikinis."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Quote of the Day

"After finishing his wine under the Staten Island Ferry he would throw the empty bottle at the Statue of Liberty and call her a "thoughtless little pig"."

BullfightsOnAcid commented on Five Ways Camel Cigarettes Are Good For You

""When my two younger children grow up and start to smoke, Camels will probably be their cigarette, too." Ah, the hopes and dreams we have for our children are limitless."