I'm making a list of Gawker's Most Eloquent Items of 2011, and this one is ranked Number.... um, my math's not that good. When the nunmbers get really, really high, I shut down.
I totally agree. I think the hype by far outstrips the reality of this 2 hours of time lost forever.
I love the micro-move-down motion with the phone mouthpiece. They drop it an inch and jammer out their order. Move the mouthpiece back up and keep talking. Drop it once more when the barista asks a follow-up question, then hitch it back up, dismissing the exchange as unimportant and not worthy of breaking their external connection. I think the idea is to communicate that they are critical to the day's 'conversation' and are talented multi-taskers who transcend the dolts who politely stand in line and place their coffee order with a full Montymouth. And a smile. The Blueteef are a separate chapter altogether.
NOW I'm liking life.... Steeee-eeeeveeeeeee
Absolutely correct. Haley is a talent that's going to move forward commercially. The other two? Poured into ipods like Richard's buttah.
".. with all the spark and artistry of a pound cake." Yum. Love that.
Im on the edge of changing the channel.
Of COURSE the clothes come off. That's her trademark "sidewinder."
"and a BRAND NEW CA-AA-R!!"
Does this kind of music SUIT anyone???
I cannot get past Casey's "overfedness." Even though he's about normal weight, he's somehown over-stuffed.
Scotty's finally broken his sidewinder mike holding. huzzah. really.
I think you're right. We will all lift an eyebrow if it turns out otherwise. Did you notice that he is trying to correct his gag-inducing, side-singing mike grip?
"Them doors; them tears; them lil' girlies gone vote fer me."
....and I was right behind him. Couldn't see God AT ALL behind that hair.
We are all grateful for RL's post-Idol activity. And we mean it.
Much less dangerous when they're upside down in New Zealand.
And I was behind him at Bethesday-By-The Sea on sunday. Easter Sunday. He didn't seem to improve any after an hour in the aura of God.
Agree. Rest my case-y.
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