Is it too late to say "yes, I do mind. Please stop."?
Or, even better, give Dragonette a try. They're fantastic.
Oh Pareene. You're fantastic, and I'm sorry to see you go. But! Best of luck, you'll do fantastic, no doubt.
@Heneage: I thought Queen Latifah was, too!
@Private Hangnail: He really is dreamy, in a "I don't want to hear you talk" kind of way.
Shift-4? Hilarious.
I'm going to miss you, Foster. You really brightened up my weekends. Gawker's certainly going to be lamer without you.
I used to despise Lynn. I mean, she's clearly either an idiot or so stoned she doesn't know up from left.
Now, though, possibly because of my hatred towards Gretchen "look at me, I'm really fun and not at all a whore" Whatsherlastname and Juggs McGee, I actually enjoy Lynn. It's kind of like she doesn't even know she's on a show. As though there's just this group of voracious women and camera-people that appear in her dreams every now and then.
@DoctorJezebel: Reducing stress by not taking everything so damn seriously can help improve your lifespan, too.
@Solomon Grundy: It really was a hilarious post. Apparently Brian's funny hasn't rubbed off on others yet.
I don't like this. Not. One. Bit.
Best of luck to you, Gabriel. You've done a great job.
Is that his adam's apple? Why the hell is it so low? Are his collar bones trying to escape? Everything about Joe Francis frightens me.
Richard,
Will you marry me? Your recaps are perfection.
@Xanthippe: He said "it worked"
@lolacat: I agree with keeping Sun alive. I could do without Charlie, but that's probably because I'm mean.
@pureblarney: The biceps are a result of patting himself on the back furiously and repeatedly, if it makes you feel any better.
@dulltaste: I like the way you think!
@bytememehard: Really? I must have missed that . . . . his face is a bit too sharkey for me.
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Agreed. A strumpet-seeking missile, perhaps?
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: I think that's the least sexy description of a penis and/or penis-related activities I've ever read. Well played!
@Helio: The ratings were not so good. 1.4 million viewers. Meh!
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