CaptUnderpants commented on Beyonce's Sister Takes on Interviewer, Fails

"Awkward moment and bitchy anchors on Fox and they covered it themselves?"

CaptUnderpants commented on Post Reporter Sues Cops, Post Editorial Defends Cops The Same Day

"Murdoch has a black reporter on staff?"

CaptUnderpants commented on Obama Keeps Calling Matt Lauer "Tim"

"I love that Lauer seems to apologize for correcting him more times than Obama even calls him 'Tim.' 'If you're going to compare me to anyone, Tim Russert's a pretty good one.' In other words: 'Baby, for the Democratic nominee, you can call me anything you want.'"

CaptUnderpants commented on John Fitzgerald Page Joins Dr. Phil For 'Sad Perv Day'

""It's like the popular girls in high school!" ....Surely one of JFP's stats is that he wasn't scared of the popular girls in high school? Of course I'm waiting for the day when JFP's stats become nothing but lines copy and pasted from Chucknorrisfacts.com. JFP doesn't sleep, he waits."

CaptUnderpants commented on Britney Ruled Less Toxic To Children Than Previously Believed

"@Nard38: Ritual slaughter of virgins."

CaptUnderpants commented on Kanye West is Sorry He Said That Thing (Sorta)

"Kanye being BFF with Perez would explain where he picks up his trademark Kanyeglasses."

CaptUnderpants commented on Make Fun Of Fox News And Pay The Price

"Making fun of the PR guy's appearance seems a bit like shooting themselves in the foot."

CaptUnderpants commented

"@moff: Craigslist?"

CaptUnderpants commented on Why The Church Of Scientology Won't Let Me Show You Their Propaganda Videos

"The messages of thanks from both sides of the Palestinian-Israeli Wallapalooza for finally bringing peace seems a bit like Tom Cruise's 'you're the only one who can help in a car crash' line. That said, the way the Bush administration and everyone else has been going, maybe Scientology might be the way forward on this one. Let the suicide bombers unleash their inner Thetans, instead of just their boring old innards."

CaptUnderpants commented on Obama: Baller

"Beats the hell out of his bowling."

CaptUnderpants commented on A Vicious Circle

"A vicious circle is when the prosecution team presents pills-eye views of the crime scene as exhibits A-Q."

CaptUnderpants commented on You Fools, You'll Kill Us All!

"Didn't they watch Awesome Michael Bay's Awesome movie about Awesome robots who Awesomely engage in Awesomeness?"

CaptUnderpants commented on Yucky Miley Pictures Are Just Like Teen Cult Impregnation, Says Bonnie Fuller

"@CopyofBlueboy: Did Annie Liebowitz yell surprise first?"

CaptUnderpants commented on Cutting-Edge Street Art Was Actually College Homework

"Since when do they sell installation art in shopping malls?"

CaptUnderpants commented on Waterboarding Is Stylish But Still Uncool, Says Ad

"This looks like a Gatorade ad."