"I love that Lauer seems to apologize for correcting him more times than Obama even calls him 'Tim.'
'If you're going to compare me to anyone, Tim Russert's a pretty good one.' In other words:
'Baby, for the Democratic nominee, you can call me anything you want.'"
""It's like the popular girls in high school!"
....Surely one of JFP's stats is that he wasn't scared of the popular girls in high school?
Of course I'm waiting for the day when JFP's stats become nothing but lines copy and pasted from Chucknorrisfacts.com.
JFP doesn't sleep, he waits."
"The messages of thanks from both sides of the Palestinian-Israeli Wallapalooza for finally bringing peace seems a bit like Tom Cruise's 'you're the only one who can help in a car crash' line.
That said, the way the Bush administration and everyone else has been going, maybe Scientology might be the way forward on this one.
Let the suicide bombers unleash their inner Thetans, instead of just their boring old innards."
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