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Private Hangnail is thinking about, like, words and things.
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DevilsAvocadoRedux replied to Private Hangnail's comment in Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape 7:14 AM on Nov 23
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Private Hangnail commented on Things Got Awkward After Kid Rock and Scott Stapp Made a Sex Tape
"Christians get blowjobs?"
http://gawker.com/comment/17034819 06:59 AM on November 23
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CumaeanSibyl replied to Private Hangnail's comment in The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out 10:19 AM on Nov 21
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Private Hangnail commented on The Levi Johnston Playgirl Photos Are Out
"To modify an adage, Levi should know you can attract more gays with meat than you can with, uh, torso."
http://gawker.com/comment/17004801 08:41 AM on November 21
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Btwbfdimho replied to Private Hangnail's comment in McDonald's Gets 'Sleek' New Look, Food Still Terrible 9:17 AM on Nov 19
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glasscum replied to Private Hangnail's comment in McDonald's Gets 'Sleek' New Look, Food Still Terrible 8:04 AM on Nov 19
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scroll_lock replied to Private Hangnail's comment in McDonald's Gets 'Sleek' New Look, Food Still Terrible 7:36 AM on Nov 19
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Private Hangnail commented on McDonald's Gets 'Sleek' New Look, Food Still Terrible
"I love it when my laptop smells like the Hamburglar."
http://gawker.com/comment/16939499 06:58 AM on November 19
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Private Hangnail commented on Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning Have Made Out
"With the illegally taped peephole videos I send out I'm always sure to call them [Insert Celebrity]'s Hot Naked Butt."
http://gawker.com/comment/16939465 06:55 AM on November 19
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Private Hangnail commented on Upstate Conservative Decides He Won the Election Really
"This fellow is what we'd call a wet end back where I grew up."
http://gawker.com/comment/16939388 06:45 AM on November 19
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