Catfish_Jones's Messages

Catfish_Jones commented on The Holy Grail

"@iamrulalenska: Yes, if you get a hat with it."

http://gawker.com/5043115/#c7480108 2:14 PM on Aug 28

Catfish_Jones commented on Americans Select Girl-Dog for Obama

"Or clone Benjy."

http://gawker.com/5043117/#c7480055 2:12 PM on Aug 28

Catfish_Jones commented on Samantha Ronson's Blog Entry May Be the Future of PR

"I was one of the people who spotted the item about Samantha's reported book proposal during the 7 1/2 minutes Gawker had it up. Did it just plain mosey over to that black, dark hole labeled....well, let's just forget about it."

http://gawker.com/5043034/#c7480014 2:11 PM on Aug 28

Catfish_Jones commented on Gossip Girl Season Two Promo: Now With More Boobs, and Jay McInerney!

"And don't forget the other smokin' cameos: Rielle as the hippy dippy chippy aunt. And Andrew Young as the blackmailer. Or is it the UN Ambassador?"

http://gawker.com/5042599/#c7457270 2:56 PM on Aug 27

Catfish_Jones commented on Murdoch Paper Breaks Veep News!

"Obama-Edwards lawn signs indeed would pose a problem."

http://gawker.com/5040551/#c7372983 1:21 PM on Aug 22

Catfish_Jones commented on Taking A Hatchet To Arianna Huffington: Some Tips

"@skiznizzle: It'd be interesting to know the text of the comment(s) you let through that pissed her off. But you haven't seen the real Arianna."

http://gawker.com/5040383/#c7372646 1:10 PM on Aug 22

Catfish_Jones commented on Bimbo Eruption Warning

"Time for a Fish Story. (Like all Fish Stories, this is dedicated to Junior Samples, the American Buddha.) Last week I was talking to an LA-based journalist."

http://gawker.com/5040077/#c7353358 3:10 PM on Aug 21

Catfish_Jones commented on Tom Pynchon Is the Blurb World Champion

"The Pynchon blurb that sticks in my mind is the one he gave Peter Matthiessen's novel "Blue Meridian" in '74, or '75, talking about how it was "a deep declaration of love for the planet" or some such. So goddamn hippy-dippy it could bring Carlin back from the dead."

http://gawker.com/5037708/#c7253212 4:30 PM on Aug 15

Catfish_Jones commented on Maggie Gyllenhaal, Neil Patrick Harris to Party With the GOP

"Anybody who saw "Secretary" knows what's up with Maggie. But you gotta wonder how the Doogster got roped into this. My guess is that one night Harris got really, really drunk and jumped into the sack with some skinny blond thing he thought was Mac Culkin. Except it was Rielle Hunter, or maybe she was still Lisa then. And there are photos."

http://gawker.com/5036712/#c7209173 4:36 PM on Aug 13

Catfish_Jones commented on The Horse Execution That Changed History

"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: A good cover would be the dead horse, and up in the sky, in place of the sun, a cute gigantic John Edwards-looking baby face, Teletubbies-style. Something no one's noticed: James Druck, according to various news stories, died in 1990 or 1992."

http://gawker.com/5036642/#c7208864 4:27 PM on Aug 13

Catfish_Jones commented on The Secret Incompetence of Literary Magazines

"SASE?"

http://gawker.com/5017580/#c6266150 1:36 PM on Jun 18

Catfish_Jones commented on Getting Laid With Book Galleys

"About that NYO subhead's claim, two words:Thomas McGonigle. That said, old Tom does have an entertaining post newly up about the failings of Brooklyn at abcofreading.blogspot.com."

http://gawker.com/5017480/#c6264288 12:31 PM on Jun 18

Catfish_Jones commented on The Final Frontier: Jailvertising