chandler in hollywood commented on Hollywood's Theater Row

"And if you visit Goldstar or LA Tix for HALF priced tickets you can visit most all these wonderful venues for borscht. I saw Reefer Madness three times at the Hudson."

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". As a gay man who does not have, see, touch or feel Lady Parts, but only references them in conversation, I will chime in and say that I use Snap, the Wonder Clam as my chosen bon mot."

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" @Chandler In Hollywood: Did I actually leave off The 101 in that."

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" A grilled cheese, a cinnamon roll and a cup of joe and this is possibly one of the finest dining experiences in ALL of the City of Satan's Angels."

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". I have had every one of my four TigerDirect rebates rebated."

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". It's sad that Amy P has seemed to jump the shark this season."

chandler in hollywood commented on Lionsgate Presents: Tyler Perry's When Did I Become The Biggest Box Office Draw in Hollywood?

". And this is what you get if you are on the TP List: ==================================================== Hello, hello, hello! Before I get into this I just want you to know that this one may be a little long."

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". How delightful: a public figure who is more function over form, more substance than style."

chandler in hollywood commented on What's The One Thing You Hate To Spend Money On?

". Haircuts, check,I cut my own. Parking, in LA I'll walk a mile before I valet. Bottled water, no not everyone here is silly. . But my own personal, and heretofore unmentioned, wacky frugality is FAST FOOD CHEESE."

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". It would not surprise me if China is re-processing depleted uranium and distributing low grade radioactivity world wide in the stuffing of cheap-high profit plush toys. . We are paying for the pleasure of being poisoned."

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". From Ivanka to Iskanka in just one photo shoot. . The entire family is over."

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chandler in hollywood commented on Sherri Shepherd's Wigged Out Week

". It is verry funny that a woman, who is dumber than a box of hair, spends so much time on her fake hair. . Barbi went out of her way to fill the negritudenous heifer slot, but at least Jones was an attorney. . Sherri is StarJones v2.dumb ."

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" Motel 6 on Whitley is one street over from where I live."

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". If you are going to be a mega media complex as Gawker is, and you have a pretty, slutty little sister who hangs out in Hollywood then there is NO excuse for NOT being a pretty, slutty, little media whore."

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"Clarice, you have been replaced...."

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"Peg and Jamo, Pithy, just pithy."