ChicagoSaphique commented on What Is This "Indie" We Speak Of?

"This is the guy that Mandy Moore dated in between Zach Braff and Ryan Adams. He fits nicely between them."

ChicagoSaphique commented on Pete Wentz: As Gay as He Needs to Be For Gays to Like Him

"Pete Wentz was "heavily influenced" by Andy Warhol. He expoits his friends."

ChicagoSaphique commented on Dimitri The Lover's History Of Sexual Assault, Weapons Stockpiling And Psychiatric Evaluations

"I feel like I watched this movie already.

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ChicagoSaphique commented on Get "Crazy" With The Violent Femmes

"I like the Violent Femmes."

ChicagoSaphique commented on Bill Maher's Religulous

"I'm an atheist, and I rarely find the personalities of other atheists tolerable. Are there any feminine voices out there for atheism?"

ChicagoSaphique commented on How To Handle Hecklers

"I have no trouble believing that Dane Cook is still actively using a myspace account and reading every comment. Loving the use of the sunglasses in the profile pic."

ChicagoSaphique commented on Dean and Newman's Vaguely Homoerotic Screen Test

"James Dean makes you not notice Paul Newman."

ChicagoSaphique commented on The Official Choke Trailer

"They've been talking about making Invisible Monsters into a movie forever, and I naively believed it would actually happen. Reading Choke first will ruin the ending of the movie (and vice versa)"

ChicagoSaphique commented on 400 Teens Destroy $8.7 Million Home After Facebook Party Invite

"@KatieKate93: Hahahaha

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ChicagoSaphique commented on Riding The Bus With My Sister: Rosie O'Donnell Is Frightening

"Now we know where Amy Poehler stole that little girl character she used to play with Horatio Sanz. RICK RICK RICK RICK!!!"

ChicagoSaphique commented on One More Thing: Adult Swim's Greatest Moments

"12 oz mouse was short-lived but still lives in my heart. "

ChicagoSaphique commented on One More Thing: Adult Swim's Greatest Moments

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ChicagoSaphique commented on Oprah Helps Grown Man Go Poo Poo On The Potty

"That's exposure therapy."

ChicagoSaphique commented on Weezer's Music Video Full Of Web Stars

"@SybilDisobedience: I think some of us were at just the wrong age when The Sweater Song came out and ended up thinking Weezer was angsty. Rivers is just a creepy old man now, and we have to work on accepting it."

ChicagoSaphique commented on Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Marry

"Ashlee has been dutiful in marrying the first guy who (sorta) likes girls and is willing to be her business manager. Neither of them will have any idea what to do with a baby."

ChicagoSaphique commented on One More Thing

"These videos are like zen meditation...helping me transcend a shitty weekend."

ChicagoSaphique commented on John Mayer's Self-Deprecating Video Almost Redeems Him

"At or around 2001, his band was sleeping with my friends."

ChicagoSaphique commented on It's True!

"The following are my guesses on the repeated thematic elements within Ryan's future published poetry. -Ryan Adams-Metal-Sobriety-Ryan Adams"