City_Dater commented on Movie Poster Banned For Alluding To Seth Rogen's Sexuality

"@Baroness: "Dick flicks": romantic comedies for boys, selling the fantasy that charmless nosepickers like themselves end up with archetypal blonde goddesses by making only the most minimal efforts toward functional adulthood."

City_Dater commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!

"@imwiththebrand: I don't feel the need to defend anybody, but you are nasty without being remotely funny...and around here that's pretty much unforgivable. Go on, rifle through all my past comments so you can say something bitchy and hurtful about me now, I dare ya."

City_Dater commented on Sarah Palin, Fabulous At Every Age?

"@BoHan: "For her age"?"

City_Dater commented on Time Out Boss Decries, Confirms Gossip

"Rumormongering can be servicey!"

City_Dater commented on Seriously?

"@dortmunder4: You have to ask?!"

City_Dater commented on O'Reilly: Against Unwed Pregnant Teens Until He Saw 'Juno'

"@Wrapitup: Because only ladies can recognize other ladies' total bullshit? If Hillary even tried to say a damn thing, some Obamatard would scream about how she's not the candidate and she must get out of the spotlight, immediately. If there's one thing powerful women all have in common, it's that no matter what they do, they cannot freaking win."

City_Dater commented on Time Out's Big Problem

"@BlissSister: They don't and they're not...unless they've added them on their ugly website that I avoid at all costs."

City_Dater commented on Exclusive: 'My Name Is Earl' Creator Greg Garcia Labels Alec Baldwin An 'Unlikeable, Psychotic Narcissist'

"If audiences viewing choices were solely based on what they knew of participants' personal lives, wouldn't they choose the hilarious liberal with a short fuse and the likable working mom over the scary Scientologist clusterfuck?"

City_Dater commented on Seriously?

"@ADismalScience: Oh, she killed the actual building of that bridge, but kept the federal funds her state got for it."

City_Dater commented on Writers! Stop Dating Each Other Now

"@Smitros: Hush, or we'll have Ayelet Waldman in here in a minute!"

City_Dater commented on Writers! Stop Dating Each Other Now

"@riskybusiness: Not really -- the Bloomsbury crowd created work that was larger than their tiny little lives, and we (well, some of us) are still reading it. If Emily Gould's mewlings end up on the shelf next to THE WAVES and ORLANDO, I'll be pretty fucking surprised."

City_Dater commented on Seriously?

"It was mean-spirited, inaccurate, and insulting to the intelligence -- but delivered with such folksy mommy charm! She's great for energizing the evangelicals, but anyone who wants their kids to be able to read books rather than burn them isn't going to fall for this shit. I hope."

City_Dater commented on McCain Ticket's Reversal On Family Matters

"@Fishnets and Cigarettes: And the Palins, despite her "working class hockey mom" bullshit, are quite well off."

City_Dater commented on Britney Spears's Mom Blames Herself

"@hypocriteoath: So true!"

City_Dater commented on Which Editor Does this "Horribly Awkward Sexual Experience" Belong To?

"@Sally Tomato: Well, yes, he could probably be the incompetent licker, but I think we're trying to guess the identity of the too-passive-for-her-own-good lickee..."

City_Dater commented on Secret Layoff Talking Points Sent To Entire Company In All-Time Classic Email Fuckup

""Business English -- because why use three short words when five long ones can be utilized to convey the meaning you wish to impart?" Chief People Officer?!?"

City_Dater commented on Can Time Out New York Pay Its Bills?

"They PAY people to provide the dreadful front-of-book content?"

City_Dater commented on The New 90210: "Blows. Bites. Sucks."

"@DavidWatts: If you could find "Freaks and Geeks style humor" in what I saw last night, which was some of the worst writing for television I have ever seen, you have quite an imagination, young man."