Oh. Noah Wyle got HOT. He has George Clooney Disease.
Marshall's is also a good place to buy gifts. The things there are not always so current so one might not immediately recognize a 3 year old handbag and think that it's like unique. Cuz it's old. Like tortoises.
@m4ximusprim3: Uncouth is an underused word. Good job using it!!
Also: I love how the second reply from strangers on the internet always includes the mention of wife or the girlfriend.
Gawker Dating: replies from gays, marrieds, and women.
#gawkerdating
Also: I love how the second reply from strangers on the internet always includes the mention of wife or the girlfriend.
Gawker Dating: replies from gays, marrieds, and women.
#gawkerdating
@m4ximusprim3: well, rudeness is often mistaken for honesty. pointing out a wart would be RUDE, which I am not. However, if you were to ask me in the theater, Did you notice my wart? And I had noticed, I would answer politely, I did notice, but it is nothing that will prevent me from enjoying your company.
Why WERE you drunk at 8:30 am?
#gawkerdating
Why WERE you drunk at 8:30 am?
#gawkerdating
Might I also add that I have a job creating delicious things? And am in possession of a washer/dryer and dishwasher? And I enjoy big dumb action movies? Pretty crazy dateable right.
Also: does anyone have the issue of constantly rewriting dating profiles/Gawker Comment Profiles and not really looking through the gazillions of profiles people have put up here? I think we should make a pact that for one day, we will not amend or even think about our profiles but go scavenging through others in order to find love. Done and done?
#gawkerdating
Also: does anyone have the issue of constantly rewriting dating profiles/Gawker Comment Profiles and not really looking through the gazillions of profiles people have put up here? I think we should make a pact that for one day, we will not amend or even think about our profiles but go scavenging through others in order to find love. Done and done?
#gawkerdating
@Richard Lawson: i was looking for this photo of you the other day. let's go on our first date to Times Square Olive Garden and then catch a Broadway Show.
#gawkerdating
#gawkerdating
@phlox✔: aww! that's nice! a gayboy crush. if we were like 18 and at Vassar, we might even make out while drunk. :)
#gawkerdating
#gawkerdating
@skahammer: does that mean we're going out on dates now??!!!
#gawkerdating
#gawkerdating
Oh my, Gawker Dating! I have been a no-show here for so long, but please not that I was once a QUITE FAMOUS GAWKER COMMENTER. I was VERY VERY POPULAR and VERY RARELY hated.
32 Year old Female (That's me!)
seeking 25-40 year old Male Persons in the New York City Area. I am a foodie, movie fan, tremendously honest, pride myself on awesome communication skills and enjoy the sensual pleasures of life. AHEM. Hopefully, you are passionate about one thing or another and have the ability to get other people excited about your passion. I'd prefer it if you were employed and a happy sort of man. What else? I don't know. I'm cute! Look!
And that eyebrow raise!
Hit me up!
#W4M
#NYC
#gawkerdating
32 Year old Female (That's me!)
seeking 25-40 year old Male Persons in the New York City Area. I am a foodie, movie fan, tremendously honest, pride myself on awesome communication skills and enjoy the sensual pleasures of life. AHEM. Hopefully, you are passionate about one thing or another and have the ability to get other people excited about your passion. I'd prefer it if you were employed and a happy sort of man. What else? I don't know. I'm cute! Look!
And that eyebrow raise!
Hit me up!
#W4M
#NYC
#gawkerdating
And he
and she
and we
would have nothing to talk about
were it not for your walkabout
the city.
and she
and we
would have nothing to talk about
were it not for your walkabout
the city.
Julia, you made a fool
you made a fool
you made a fool
outta me.
you made a fool
you made a fool
outta me.
that part is really funny.
but the movie is saved when, at the end, it is discovered that all the characters are molecules of the same chalky candy heart lying lonesome on a dusty drugstore shelf, and that candy heart falls to the floor, and is crushed by the muddy boot of a stuttering CVS worker whose nametag has his name misspelled.
thirdly, i still made the joke, with an apology to boot, which makes me a total wimpface not worthy of world wide web surfing.
one reason i'm a jerk: i was about to make a joke like "oh, he'll be back" because i confused a frisbee with a boomerang for a second. second reason: i was going to make a joke about a dead person.
@snugbug: i like that word "hatesome." also, well-said, all around. :)
I've only hated, or like really really not liked, one person I've known strictly from the internet, and I've wanted to say bad things about that person before and to that person in the form of emails and stuff but then at the end of the day, I'd rather just not because annoyance and aggravation just begets more annoyance and aggravation and I'm not saying I'm a better person for not expressing my large distaste for this certain person on the internet, because I still have just as terrible feelings, I just don't express them, but you know...hey, I just did what I said I wasn't going to do. AND THAT IS THE INTERNET.
Crazy thing I heard: being fat causes weight gain.
North Face Bag Owner Actually Pointing West, In Ultimate Bag Irony
I miss all the good parties (in Kabul).
