Colonel Mustard commented on Obama Protecting Cheney

"Trying to protect us from Dick Cheney now is a bit like closing the barn doors after all the horses have been shot, the structure razed, the remains burned, and the earth salted to prevent anything from growing."

Colonel Mustard commented on Your New Political Scandal Lexicon

"Salmon swim against the flow and they get eaten, Sarah."

Colonel Mustard commented on "I'm 50. And Mostly Like to Stretch."

"@scroll_lock: Here's The Party"

Colonel Mustard commented on "I'm 50. And Mostly Like to Stretch."

"@scroll_lock: Into the Groin"

Colonel Mustard commented on "I'm 50. And Mostly Like to Stretch."

"Womb With a View"

Colonel Mustard commented on Anderson Cooper's Mom Would Like to Talk to You About Blow Jobs

"@Baroness: "Afterward, we were spent and lay on the bed, as limp and bedraggled as a pair of carelessly discarded support hose.""

Colonel Mustard commented on Now Theft-Worthy: Salt

"@resipsaloquacious: That's not kosher."

Colonel Mustard commented on Real World Cancun: At Least You Weren't Adopted!

"@ambitious: I'm going to start shouting, "At least I'm not fucking sober!!" when I get in arguments."

Colonel Mustard commented on 'She Decided She Would Be Funemployed, And Started a Blog'

"I am Funimpressed."

Colonel Mustard commented on Sea Lions Turn to Prostitution

"Nothing's worse than a bad flipper job, though."