Dakota Fanning gives awkward handjob in back of limo.
@Moff: Forming a Rock Band takes years of dedication, practice, and hard work. Do you think that the Brian Setzer Orchestra, this year's Grammy winner for best pop performance, achieved the kind of staying power they will obviously enjoy for the next few decades simply by purchasing a guitar in a box?
This entire post is riddled with inaccuracy. For instance, I know with certainty that you haven't packed one single thing yet.
@shortburstwritingtalent: The furniture phonebook is running green.
That is an example of a sentence that makes much sense as whatever it is you are saying. From what I can tell, your life would be somehow better off if Richard lost his job? So then maybe Gawker could hire someone who would write about the things that Richard is assigned, but do it unenthusiastically? I think maybe what you are saying is that Richard seems to like things like Gossip Girl and Twilight and pictures of the Jonas Brothers. I would say that you are wrong, but that's only because I read his posts and understand what all the words mean. So if you're not jealous, is this closer? Don't you think that actively lobbying for someone to lose his job is kind of a gaping dickhole thing to do? So if you aren't jealous, you just want him fired, that makes you the dickhole. No?
P.S. I know this is a well-worn trope, but have you tried taking a step back, realizing that angrily typing away at Richard in the comments ain't never gonna get you what you want, and maybe then just not clicking on his posts?
@shortburstwritingtalent: I'm glad we've cleared that up.
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were not employing sarcasm, given that the alternative would imply that you are upset with your current experience reading posts about Britney Spears when compared with your previous experience reading posts about Britney Spears. I think you're pretty dumb, but you're not that dumb, right?
@shortburstwritingtalent: Yours is a lofty endeavor! Let me remind you that it's not Richard who delivers those pesky manuscript rejection letters to your house everyday. It's the mail man. Blame him! Or your mom! Or even the editors who just don't understand the genius of your life's work, "Masturbation Archipelago." It's very sad for you, I know, but it's not Richard's fault! And no one cares about your opinion anyway. So maybe go get just the tiniest bit of a life?
Your sincerely, fuck off and die, etc.
Everyone
The Pursuit of Happyness's budget was $55 million. The movie made $163 million domestically and $143 million in foreign territories.
Will Smith is automatic box office gold. You could greenlight a movie called "Will Smith Movie" and it would do at least $100 million.
Incidentally, "Seven Pounds" is the best script I've ever read. It's about an do-gooder IRS agent the same way that "The Godfather" is about a young veteran just back from overseas.
Adama: We need a test for figuring out who's a Cylon. Let's get the scientist to make one.
Tigh: I'm drunk, but while your strategy of getting the guy who knows about science to come up with something scientific appears to be logical, I fear that Baltar might be the wrong man for the job.
Adama: Well that will certainly strain the plausibility of our show, since no one in the real world ever hires the wrong person for a job.
I'm pretty sure "Everybody have sex so we can look at your back and decide if you are a Cylon" is a credible strategy only in that Ewok cosplay convention you call a mind, Wimmer.
Let's see how many replies this thing can handle. Barack Obama is stupid and Julia Allison is the best person in the world. Project Runway, Gossip Girl. Discuss.
Fine, but I where is the url for Foucalt's tumblr?
@DorothyMantooth: Steve Martin. That is all.
@josh speed: Actually, she is moving on after she has the baby.
@Aaron Altman: Umm, wait I know this one. Guns don't permeate our lives, bullets do?
@Aaron Altman: Except now his wife is going to shoot him, and it's your fault.
@Richard: And that it only lasted for one commercial break. Otherwise it might have been inconvenient. You know, like when the wardrobe intern sprays you with fake sweat before every take.
I wonder what other plot devices they plan on ripping from the headlines of 2003.
@Conbon: Nevermind.
"So this play isn't about nudity so much as it's about why I haven't posted a Gossip Girl recap yet."
@ADismalScience: But wasn't the outcome "no buyers" because Lehman refused to sell any of its assets at a discount?
