Hey now, there are at least box wines of *somewhat* decent quality now!
My first thought: "Props to Barry Manilow for carrying her out like that."
I know, I loved that figure. My first thought "Somebody's never heard of Bota Box."
UPDATE: Wall Street journal says it is an emergency in his family, and that production is scheduled to resume soon.

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In fact, I think they gave Skrillex 3 of them.
Attention, America: They sell these at Cost Plus World Market. I bought the peppermint flavored (or "flavoured," if you will) one here in Portland just this weekend.
Holy shit best gif in the history of the world, including the future.
How would knowing the therapist change anything? Presumably the therapist keeps patient identities confidential. It's not like she's saying "and this one patient, Sara, 27, from the Mt. Tabor area of Portland, tried to fit her husbands cock AND balls in her mouth!" Saying "a patient did this" is hardly a breach of confidentiality since it is so generalized.
Go back and watch that video of her being interviewed a few days after the Planned Parenthood thing, and THEN tell me that "off-putting brittleness" isn't a perfect description for her.
Bush Administration? Ethics violation? Heh, that's a good one.
I love the image of bin Laden going off on some rant, just shit-talking Bobby Brown for hours at a time.
"That's funny, I thought the mission of the Army, and the Navy, and four services was to defend and protect us, not the people who were fighting the war."

Strangely enough, this is a word-for-word quote of what Don Rumsfeld said when he rejected requests to up-armor personnel vehicles prior to invading Iraq.

Poor him, breaking up right before Adele becomes fluuuuuuuuuush with caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash.
"Stoya vs. Sasha Gray: Who Would You Rather Get All Up In?" by Drew Magary.
Points off for the lack of a topical reference to the Costa Concordia tragedy. For shame!
I see why, but I think they would believe it is in their best interest to keep him alive. They might technically get more power if he's killed, but the whole situation would be vastly more complicated. Keeping him alive and compliant is a better move, I think.
This really doesn't make a ton of sense...anyone in DPRK capable enough to have him killed while he's in China wouldn't stand to gain much from the chaos that would develop after his death. I think everyone agrees that he's a military puppet at the moment, and that they are content to use him as a figurehead. Don't see how they'd profit from his death, really.
That is LITerally the most fortified sniper's nest I have ever seen, in my life.
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