Don Is commented on Alec Baldwin Doesn't Take Any Shit From Scientologists

"@misssgolightly: (You hate the dad, then realize the mom was lying, then hate the mom, then realize you love AND hate both parents then move away to California). And become a scientologist."

Don Is commented on In Which You Tell Us Who to Execute

"@PrincessKashmir: In spite of the fact that I sometimes say Yay!"

Don Is commented on Did You Catch Cindy McCain Telling Katie Couric She Doesn't Know What Roe v. Wade Is? No?

"@Unfun: And better."

Don Is commented on Did You Catch Cindy McCain Telling Katie Couric She Doesn't Know What Roe v. Wade Is? No?

"@Unfun: Thank you."

Don Is commented on Touching Moment Marred Only By Paparazzo, Blogger's Decision To Post Paparazzo's Photo

"New Precious Moments Figurine Selling Poorly."

Don Is commented on Griff Jenkins, Fox's Hipster Ambassador

"@Mymoustache: No, it's the picture they will run when they find him wandering Central Park, high on meth, with a string tied around his penis and neck."

Don Is commented on The Usual Buttsex

"K Packs."

Don Is commented on One More Thing: Funniest Movie Moments Ever

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Don Is commented on We Are All Whores, So Save Your Outraged Blogging for the War or Whatever

"@blakeley: Does anybody know who this is a picture of?"

Don Is commented on "Did I Enjoy the Olympic Village? Let's Just Say I Float When I Butterfly, But It Stings When I Pee."

"ACOG Unveils Latest in Speculum Technology."

Don Is commented on Costars Regret Pulling Jeremy Piven's Finger.

"@Bell County: @Aaron Altman: Thank you!"

Don Is commented on Costars Regret Pulling Jeremy Piven's Finger.

"Costars Regret Pulling Jeremy Piven's Finger."

Don Is commented on James Carville's Kicks Reveal Party Split

"If he didn't like it, then why is he rubbing one off in this picture?"

Don Is commented on Newspaper Exec On Really Old Computer: "We Unplugged It And Nothing Stopped!"

"@ineffable.me: Maybe a group of high school girls cornering the mainframe in the room while they throw extension cords at it chanting "PLUG IT IN!"

Don Is commented on All The Sad Young High School Literature Teachers…

"@hortense: I took up John Irving and masturbation thanks to a short, feisty 69 year-old english teacher with a penchant for speeding."

Don Is commented on Are You the Worker Who Jammed the Pen in the Copy Machine?

"@gawkimo: Does this cause Michael Landon to run across town to your office so he can hide the sheet?"

Don Is commented on 'Hunt' Biden Is an Evil Lobbyist

"@miasma-protege: Shit!"

Don Is commented on 'Hunt' Biden Is an Evil Lobbyist

"@Mymoustache: I think it's spelled Al Queso."