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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@Wortavious: Is that because you're so nasteeee, cacahead? @overunderover: Oh, so you prefer "grundle licker," then?"
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7597735 6:47 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@overunderover: You can repent by parsing Nard's taint. Jerky. @Wortavious: So's your face. Buttbrain."
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7597467 6:30 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@fiveinchtaint: That's not what Nard has inscribed on his half of the heart-shaped enemy locket I gave him. Queefsniffer."
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7597312 6:21 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@Nard: Nonsense!"
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7597231 6:16 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@Nard: Perhaps you'd like to go suck on a valid point! Assface."
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7596940 6:02 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@Phyllis Nefler: Man, that used to be my favorite! Assface."
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7596925 6:01 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@fiveinchtaint: Thanks! Assface."
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7596735 5:53 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@DorothyMantooth: I mean, Sheila, I remember when folks used to flat-out call J-Al a whore 'round these parts without even any of the innuendo!"
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7596711 5:52 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on How To Afford Your Dream Apartment: Lifestream!
"@Nard: @overunderover: Y'all..."
http://gawker.com/5045568/#c7596528 5:45 PM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on Palin Changes The Subject
"Also, "America's next President John S."
http://gawker.com/5045224/#c7581688 2:25 AM on Sep 4
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DorothyMantooth commented on "Hi Levi! So I've Been Talking Jobs…How Does Undersecretary Of The Department Of 'Was Your Vagina Drunk?' Sound?"
""What you want to do is make sure they never catch you making this face""
http://gawker.com/5044951/#c7565452 3:17 PM on Sep 3
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DorothyMantooth commented on Gawker Managing Editor
"How 'bout wooing Delahaye away from Videogum?"
http://gawker.com/5044537/#c7547451 5:33 PM on Sep 2
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DorothyMantooth commented on Gawker Managing Editor
"@fiveinchtaint: If you were Ketch it would signal a return to arbitrary executions.And it would be delicious."
http://gawker.com/5044537/#c7546684 5:06 PM on Sep 2
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DorothyMantooth commented on Oh, How The Micromighty Have…
""Ugh!"
http://gawker.com/5044252/#c7546396 4:56 PM on Sep 2
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DorothyMantooth commented on Dyke Icon Rachel Maddow After The Makeover
"That "makeover" makes her look about a bazillion times worse."
http://gawker.com/5044228/#c7542192 2:25 PM on Sep 2
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DorothyMantooth commented on Gossip Girl's Return: The Dogged Days of Summer
"@Richard: Aw, boooo!That woulda been some key inside scoop."
http://gawker.com/5044231/#c7541602 2:00 PM on Sep 2
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overunderover on Sep 4, 2008
Like Churchill said, I will never surrender. And I'm feeling fucking metal tonight. Rawk, girl.
overunderover on Aug 28, 2008
Well thanks. But the party hat was more of a stylish hat. The other night, it was more of a hayseed hat. I'm very corporate america looking. That much is certain. Ugh, I must leave and go drink now.
overunderover on Aug 21, 2008
God, I love this song. And here, I found the WHOLE thing. How about this for background music?
imjustskinny on Aug 20, 2008
I knew you were cool!!!! as well as a sweetheart. and yeah, that song has cracked me up since like forever! :)
overunderover on Aug 15, 2008
I'll write your theme music for you. But I don't play accordion, unfortunately.
TheologicalSong on Jul 30, 2008
why, thank you, DM! and, well, that sounds most auspicious! see ya then!
TotalEclipseOfTheSartre on Jul 23, 2008
An unattractive prospect. While researching for the role, I ran computer simulations demonstrating incontrovertibly that the whole bio-enclosure concept is fundamentally flawed, be it expressed via dome, sphere, cube, or even the stately tetrahedron, buuuuuuuuuddy. *Makes flapping noise with mouth.*
BeRightBack on Jul 22, 2008
I would if I could! If only I were a NYer! And rich! And...had wings? Or just a foldable propeller growing from my back?
Yes. That's the ticket.
TotalEclipseOfTheSartre on Jul 21, 2008
I wanna aks it a question! As a robot living among humans, I've never really felt accepted at parties or nude beaches. So, I've always secretly wondered, what if I was 500 feet tall?!
TotalEclipseOfTheSartre on Jul 17, 2008
I know we're not a traditional family like the lesbian coven across the street...
(You'll have to forgive me, I've forgotten the entire quote and I'm at work so I can't look it up.)
TotalEclipseOfTheSartre on Jul 15, 2008
Come on everyone! Perhaps some skiing will help us forget the moldy old antics of Conan O'Brian!
Hez on Jul 14, 2008
You'd be welcome - you've got a standing invite, honey! First Monday of every month we cut loose at my fave bar here in Vancouver. I'll post more audio in the coming days/weeks.
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