LoveHandles commented on 'Times' Report: Jews Scared of Black Man, at 1:53 PM on May 22 @Mediahohoho: Perhaps he should say he would annihilate Iran? more »

LoveHandles commented on Photos of TV, at 9:18 PM on May 21 @kathotdog: I'd say something like, yeah, obviously you meant "it" but I think that might get me executed. more »

LoveHandles commented on Old Man Scores At Cancer Benefit, at 8:28 PM on May 21 @the_cedric: Yeah, I remember when I walked in on your parents too, it was gross. more »

LoveHandles commented on "F--K Bush": The Naughtiest College Journalist, at 8:14 PM on May 21 @Tammany_Fall: Yeah, I've said it so much that now when I do normal things around the house like burn myself or get my penis caught in the garbage disposal, I just automatically say "Fuck Bush!" because, it is obviously all his fault at this point. more »

LoveHandles commented on Photos of TV, at 8:08 PM on May 21 @kathotdog: I like how you can't decide whether it's an "it" or a "he". more »

LoveHandles commented on Paramount Preps, Fanboys Revolt as Box Office Waits for 'Indy' Windfall, at 6:10 PM on May 21 @STV: Did you see the salon article about their tie-ins with junk food? more » [defamer]

LoveHandles commented on Emily Gould on Julia Allison (on Julia Allison): "Attention Is My Drug", at 5:55 PM on May 21 pay attention to me! more »

LoveHandles commented on Emily Gould on Julia Allison (on Julia Allison): "Attention Is My Drug", at 5:55 PM on May 21 Hi. more »

LoveHandles commented on Mad Times Scientists, In Their Lab, at 4:48 PM on May 21 @belltolls: There could be a correlation there. more »

LoveHandles commented on No End To The Inflammatory Obama Illustrations, at 4:45 PM on May 21 @the_cedric: Ummmmm, he's white dude. more »

LoveHandles commented on Today in Cannes Hell: Spike Lee vs. The World, 'Che' Unveiled and Mouthbreathing Over Penelope Cruz, at 3:43 PM on May 21 No one listens to mookey anyway. more » [defamer]

LoveHandles commented on Paramount Preps, Fanboys Revolt as Box Office Waits for 'Indy' Windfall, at 3:35 PM on May 21 Is anyone else saddened when they hear of people organizing boycotts (that inevitably won't work - adding another pathetic layer) to protect awful movies from losing fantasized records of how much of our money they made. more » [defamer]

LoveHandles commented on Frank Rich Gets Vague Title at HBO, at 3:31 PM on May 21 Frank Rich's kid, Richie Rich, is excited and trying to decide what vague title he would like. more »

LoveHandles commented on Is It Okay To Live With The 'Rents?, at 2:55 PM on May 21 @Botswana Meat Commission FC: Yeah, I can imagine that would be a planning nightmare. more »

LoveHandles commented on Is It Okay To Live With The 'Rents?, at 2:40 PM on May 21 Oh come on; There's nothing wrong with this! more »

LoveHandles commented on Sex and the City Turned 14-Year-Old Into Old Trollop, at 2:33 PM on May 21 So, hypothetically, showing sex and the city to underage girls is a good way to get laid? more »

LoveHandles commented on Mad Times Scientists, In Their Lab, at 2:30 PM on May 21 @belltolls: You should be reading the LA Times. more »

LoveHandles commented on NBC's Revolving Door, at 2:19 PM on May 21 @lionel-mandrake: And, it's pretty much the way it works in any industry. more »