Good, I wouldn't wanna dance in hell by myself. I wanna feel the heat with somebody. Cheers ;-)
And if, by chance, that special place
That you've been dreaming of
Leads you to a filthy place
Find your strength, in the tub
Warm bath with towels and a gravy boat full of skin-revitalizing olive oil. That looks like the greatest tub of all.
Ladies, just go on iTunes and buy his latest song. For 99 cents he'll punch you in the ears.
This kid has a very bright future at 5wpr.
Hey bro, spend less thyme in the Jim, and more thyme making sure your spell Czech hasn't embarrassed yew.
I can see why anyone who has sex with Greg Kelly would be horrified and want to block it out or lie about it.
I knew from the very second this story came out that Kelly would get off, regardless of whether Kelly were guilty or innocent. All you have to do is look at the very prominent official at the center of this case to see that it would go nowhere. Yes, that's right. I'm talking about Cy Vance, the district attorney. That son of a bitch couldn't convict Osama bin Laden. He's a disaster.
Also, the thought of Greg Kelly having sex with anyone is disgusting.
I'm sure the NY Post will have some fun with this. "Exec Terminated After Abortion Flap"
Well, they've certainly gotten my attention.
This is boring and pointless. You're entitled to your opinions, and so am I.

So long.

All you know about me is that I think Reese Witherspoon is ugly. You know nothing else about me. And yet from that one statement you call me vain, you say I can't find beauty in anyone who isn't photoshopped, and you call me a complete ass. I am not the one with the problem. YOU ARE.
I'm sure they were just glad it wasn't Joe Rogan's semen.
Your logic is flawed. I think she's ugly, and many people agree. But by your line of reasoning, no one on this planet can ever be called "ugly" because someone else will find that person attractive. So the words "ugly" and "unattractive" should just be removed from the dictionary. For the record, there has been plenty of scientific research on the physical features and proportions that are considered widely attractive. A big forehead and misshapen head are not among them. And no, I do not dismiss potential mates over birthmarks and finger lengths.
As for you calling me an ass, I welcome you're resorting to immature name calling, because it's always a sign of failure and an indication of poor character when a person like you moves on to the ad hominem.
If he sings like this in the car on family road trips, then I think he was doing his dog a favor putting him on the roof.
I'm sorry, which movie was this? I now need to go out and see it. Thank you.
It's possible she had just gotten a good rear-entry pounding backstage.
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