Emily, please crawl into a hole and disappear. You have nothing interesting to say, and what you do say is written in the style of a high school senior English class. If the word "entitled" doesn't perfectly some you up then perhaps the word "idiot" comes to mind.
What is it that makes these fools think people are interested in the mindless minutiae of their lives? My guess is that they are raised so spoiled and entitled that they actually think that they're interesting. In Emilys case she can't write, and her Times article was mind numbingly boring. She'd be better off just continuing to write and draw all over her body.
Dont't even think about it bi-atch. Brooklyn is great specifcally because idiots like Allison don't live here. Let's keep it that way. She'll be about as welcome as the Real World film crew.
She'll do just fine pissing away Scary Rambin and Meghan Asha's trustfunds on her absurd new business idea, and when that fails she'll just marry some rich fool just before her boobs start to sag.
This makes a lot of sense... Lately she's been flashing her tits around even more than she usually does (see her recent blog photo entries with the suspenders). Clearly she knows she's waining on the attention scale, Christ I mean even that numb skull Rambin's been getting more Gawker action than JA these days.
Congratulations guys- You've given exactly what this titless anorexic trust fund retard has been begging for. On the same subject, has anyone cringed over her blog where she talks about dropping $450 on sunglasses and other similar priced accessories on a weekly basis? There's no way selling those crappy handbags are paying for that. And yes, OK I admit I do have way too much time on my hands to be reading her blog.
I used to think this girl was pretty cool, turns out she's a hypocritical attention whore just like someone else we know. She's also way too pleased with herself about that tattoo, and a nasty one it's a nasty one to boot.