Um, good one guys. TMZ scooped you on this by a good 24 hours- They have the video to boot.
Yup, I think he needs to stick with his day job at Fox
Has anyone noticed her face is looking really fat lately?
Emily, please crawl into a hole and disappear. You have nothing interesting to say, and what you do say is written in the style of a high school senior English class. If the word "entitled" doesn't perfectly some you up then perhaps the word "idiot" comes to mind.
Everyone knows Mary's an ass, but do we need to hear so much about the contents of her ass?
What is it that makes these fools think people are interested in the mindless minutiae of their lives? My guess is that they are raised so spoiled and entitled that they actually think that they're interesting. In Emilys case she can't write, and her Times article was mind numbingly boring. She'd be better off just continuing to write and draw all over her body.
Er, allzay: you may want to sharpen your reading skills. If you cafre to take another look the comment saiD "idiots like Allison don't live here".
Dont't even think about it bi-atch. Brooklyn is great specifcally because idiots like Allison don't live here. Let's keep it that way. She'll be about as welcome as the Real World film crew.
"So money"? Come on Ian it's not 1995 anymore.
She'll do just fine pissing away Scary Rambin and Meghan Asha's trustfunds on her absurd new business idea, and when that fails she'll just marry some rich fool just before her boobs start to sag.
Star Job- Fake
Name- Fake
Friends- Fake
Breasts- Fake
Hair extensions- Fake
New business- almost certainly fake
Heiress- More like heir head.
Ouch, nasty collagen job on the friend's lips- She should sue the doctor that did that.
Google search results: 21,200 for "Emily Gould Idiot"
This makes a lot of sense... Lately she's been flashing her tits around even more than she usually does (see her recent blog photo entries with the suspenders). Clearly she knows she's waining on the attention scale, Christ I mean even that numb skull Rambin's been getting more Gawker action than JA these days.
Come on please... You know Rambin loves this attention, or any other for that matter. Please stop feeding her.
Actually, I think I love this guy.
Any chance Alison might lose that Star job now Bonnie Fuller is out?
Congratulations guys- You've given exactly what this titless anorexic trust fund retard has been begging for. On the same subject, has anyone cringed over her blog where she talks about dropping $450 on sunglasses and other similar priced accessories on a weekly basis? There's no way selling those crappy handbags are paying for that. And yes, OK I admit I do have way too much time on my hands to be reading her blog.
I used to think this girl was pretty cool, turns out she's a hypocritical attention whore just like someone else we know. She's also way too pleased with herself about that tattoo, and a nasty one it's a nasty one to boot.
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