""Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
That has to be one of my favorites among so many, many brilliant and hysterical observations from George Carlin."
""After a few drinks with Red Bull, you're drunk but you don't know it, and therefore you may engage in high-risk behaviors-driving, going home with a questionable companion-rather than passing out quietly in your chair."
She says this as though this were a bad thing??"
"I'm shocked that Katie's cotton candy journalism isn't catching on.
Bob Schieffer may not be glamorous or fashionable but is one of the best of the best."
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