GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Newsweek reporter: Yahoo PR "lying sacks of s---"

"WWW.OOF.OOF/OOF"

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Times's Healy Moves From Campaign to Broadway

"I guess there's only room for one Don van Natta in the A section."

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Taradise Lost: Is Celebrity Hedonism Over?

"*solitary holler giving way to golf claps leading into thundering applause*"

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Filming For Cathy: The Early Years Gets Underway

""Milo and Otis 2: This Time it's Pawsonal" wrap party convenes at Save the Robots."

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Robert Gibbs, From Smear Artist to Voice of Hope

"Barry Toiv still has the best line."

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Times Reporter Will Never Forget How Hillary Treated Him

"Healy is Don van Natta Jr."

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Us Weekly Headline Of The Year

"Reckx-n-Effect."

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Profligate Executive Owes Billion To 55 Lenders

"Where's the line item for creepy orange hair coloring?"

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Ronn Torossian: "I think we should kill a hundred Arabs or a thousand Arabs"

"Ronn Ronn Ronn, Ronn Ronn Iran."

GORDONGARTRELLE commented on Ol' "B"-Face Confesses Race-Baiting Attack Fabrication

"Bunt."