Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Matthew 'Matty Cakes' Broderick Caught Red-Handed While Cheating, But Does SJP Really Care?

"@Old No.7: If SJP's sire was Mr."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on How Long Can McDonald's Afford To Keep The Double Cheeseburger On The Dollar Menu?

"The most common sense thing for them to do is make the double hamburger a dollar & charge extra for the cheese. The same goes for the Quarter-Pounder. That way they still have the double burger on the menu, but get an extra 20¢-30¢ for the cheese."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on What John Edwards Scandal?

"@if_i_only_had_a_heart: He's only a private citizen because he left the Senate & then lost in 2004 & lost again in the 2008 primaries. He doesn't want to be a private citizen, he's even soliciting funds to make a documentary on poverty in the style of Gore's movie, so Edwards is fair game."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Wait, Where Is The Medication Located?

"@AnxiousDemographic: You mean all the extra EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Choire Sicha: Enemy of Love

"@meerkat: It's not my fault her father is Mr."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Bloody SAG Coup Could Result In Banana Actor Republic

"This is just plot to make Nikki Finke work harder & end up in the hospital again with another undisclosed illness."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Correction: In Sherri Shepherd Multiple Abortion Story, 'Abortions' Should Have Read 'Angel-Babies' Throughout

"Crazee Sherri also said that when she does go to heaven, her aborted babies will be there & will greet her with "Hi Mommy". 1."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Customers Claim That Wachovia Is Handing Out Counterfeit Bills

"@AgentTuttle: Dear Paultard, Please go back to Loony Land & take your Ameros with you! Perhaps the Rev."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Choire Sicha: Enemy of Love

"I don't blame Broderick for cheating on SJP. You would too if you married a horse"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Departure Of Both 'Ebert & Roeper' Leaves Questions About Viability Of A Review Show Called '&'

"@OldTowneTavern: It is trademarked. Siskel's widow, Marlene Iglitzen owns the "Thumbs Up/Down trademark."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on End Of Roger Ebert's TV Show

"@ogsoleysol: Sorry, but Siskel's widow, Marlene Iglitzen owns the "Thumbs Up/Down trademark. @LoveHandles: And every review Ebert writes contains at least one eminently quotable line, often an hysterically funny one. @ginger rant: Every election time, he usually would write an op-ed piece opposing the idiotic right-wing editorial page of the Sun-Times & its absurd choices for a major office, especially the presidential choice."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on 'Maxim' Editors Suddenly Have 'Crush' On Sarah Jessica Parker, Their Former Pick For 'Unsexiest Broad Alive'

"I wonder how much SJP's flack bribed Maxim? And how much the flack then charged her for the service? You don't really think Maxim changed its mind for free?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Is Gotham City Really New York?

"@darcymcgee: Most of Chicago is on 3 separate islands created by canals dug a hundred years ago. @ARP: You left out Italian Beef sandwiches. @Log1c: No, 12" softball is stupid because the ball is as hard as a 9" hard baseball. Real men & real women play 16" ball without gloves."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Jesse Jackson Did Use The N-Word

"@jamiedemon: Umm, yeah, he is. He's a life-long anti-Semite for a start. And now he's a pissed off sore loser because Obama will get to the White House & he won't, except maybe to take the tour. If Obama wins, Jackson & Sharpton are done for as leaders. Good Riddance!"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Ads For Ad Show Swallow Commuters

"But will Alex Witchel write in the Times that this is the first time an AMC show has been advertised this way? And will she attack anyone that disagrees with her?"

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Giant Cassette Tapes Will Crush the MP3 Revolution

"I remember this as the Elcassete. I believe that Philips licensed it's design as the basis of the Compact Cassette."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Hancock Isn't The First Superhero Screw-Up

"And not one mention of either Mr."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Your Spoiler Forecast for 20 Movies And TV Shows

"Pierre Boulle wrote a sequel to "The Day The Earth Stood Still". It's years since I read it but it had a twist: Gort is the alien & Klaatu is the robot."