Smitros commented on A Guide to Holiday Romance: Girls to Avoid

"@meechybee: They have taste?"

Smitros commented on A Guide to Holiday Romance: Guys to Avoid

"@BaldwinPeriphetes: I get four avoidances, but I'm married, so it's kind of funny."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA

"@scouts honor: He wouldn't be upset is she has a Star of David covering up her naughty bits."

Greasy Thumb Guzik commented on Break-In at Blago's Lawyer's Office; Wiretap Evidence Stolen

"The University of Chicago Law School is just around the corner. Round up the usual suspects!"

Smitros commented on Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA

"@tehcutie: There's a new book, written by a Columbia professor, called Inside of a Dog (yes, it uses the Groucho Marx quotation as an epigraph) that elaborates on some of the differences in dog and human worldviews."

Smitros commented on Perv Dogs Support Nude Angel, From PETA

"I don't know about her beliefs or lack thereof, but she's apparently Brazilian."

Smitros commented on The Sick Orders of the World's Most Heinous Boss

"I want to see what Mary Gaitskill thinks of this."

Smitros commented on When Local Reporter Pops the Trunk, Hit the Deck

"Will Dallas Morning New reporters now be told not to advertorialize in their stories?"

Smitros commented on Giant Penis On Building Apparently Part of German Newspaper Dispute

"Talk about a staff project ."

Smitros commented on Obama Compares the Insurance Industry to a Bunch of Thieving Gypsies

"@AndPreciousLittleofThat: Having grown up in a town now about 33 percent Mexican, and not having learned of mountaineering gear until recently, I feel a little funny saying "carabiner" myself."