Gilmour316 commented on More Virgins, Fewer Sluts

"I blame this on Giuliani."

Gilmour316 commented on Vanity Fair's Guide To The Summer

"They do realize that Luna Park is gone...right?"

Gilmour316 commented on Please God Tell Me Sarah Jessica Parker Actually Fell

"Queen Elizabeth II First Revenge Attack on Leibovitz Huge Success"

Gilmour316 commented on Tim Gunn Hugs His Inner Child As The Wonder Twins Prepare To Activate

"Drunken Ferocia Coutura Hangs Out with Divas"

Gilmour316 commented on Ziff Davis Needs To Make Some Money Online, Quick

"If you listen closely, all of the owners of print newspapers cringed a bit at the thought of their future."

Gilmour316 commented on New York Souls More Expensive Than Average

"Sheesh - of course they won't give up shiny tights -- they're worth more than the greenback at the moment (what isn't?)."

Gilmour316 commented on Everyone Pleased To See Everyone Else Living Up to Appropriate Stereotypes

"I just wish they knew how to use a beer funnel."

Gilmour316 commented on Actress Takes Up Residence At Port Authority

"Fargo 2: Fargo Takes Manhattan"

Gilmour316 commented on Crime Doesn't Pay, But Neither Does Gay Porn

"Since when could someone from Georgia speak French?!"

Gilmour316 commented on Know Your Audience

"Yes, but is his couture juicy?"

Gilmour316 commented on Pole-Dancing Perfectly Acceptable for Mexican Lawmaker

"I think that mayor from Washington who just got recalled for a panties pic should team up with her."

Gilmour316 commented on Festival Offers Parade Of Potential Obama Impersonators To Racist SNL

"First, this year has an extra day in February for a Leap year."

Gilmour316 commented on 'Newsweek' Loses Holiday Donations, Potentially Employees

"TIME Magazine wants to laugh, but then it realized all of its charity money went to ex-CEO Parsons."

Gilmour316 commented on McCain's Sissy Middle Name Far Worse Than Obama's

"It's the spawn child of George W Bush with Pat Robertson (lookswise), but the voice (in agreement with BobGoulet) is definitely Gary Oldman's character!"

Gilmour316 commented on Diablo Cody Is About To Diddle Another Doodle

"Haven't I seen her selling me coffee in the East Village somewhere?"

Gilmour316 commented on On Daily Show, Brian Williams Takes Gloves Off

"Brian Williams secret codename?"

Gilmour316 commented on Look What Pete Doherty's Cat Did To His Poor Inner Nostril

"Kitty litter: the sandpaper of cocaine."

Gilmour316 commented on Insane Australian Swears At Drudge, Confuses Anderson Cooper

"Could he be the long lost Australian relative to the Owen and Luke Wilson?"