It's amazing to me that somebody would come to Gawker and expect otherwise.
There were so many mentions of God, you would think Whitney Houston was a famous nun.
Great news for Mitt Romney! Stiffs are his demographic.
I think it's your ears that's the issue.
Lana Del Rey casts her vacant, lonely glance in your direction.
So weird, I saw the same thing. "Mary J is seeing some kind of bright side here?" CNN needs to can it with that bullshit scroll.
He's performing with New Edition! No joke:
The musical guest is YouTube sensation Karmin! Good grief, they should just take a cab home now.
Nobody remembers you at the end. They remember you at your best.
You know who's really hating life right now? Zooey Deschanel, set to host SNL. "90 minutes to showtime, Ms. Deschanel!" Hopefully they did not have Maya Rudolph scheduled.
American Airline firing a flight attendant for doing a drag queen rendition of their president and posting it to YouTube.
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They're going to screw up the Hulk, because nobody has gotten it right. I'm not even sure it's a character you can get right. They should have just left him out and put in Dr. Strange (as played by George Clooney.).
I would only pay to see 'Big Miracle' if Drew Barrymore played a cosmetic spokesperson who helped the trapped whales achieve that perfect look by getting fabulously blasted with new Cover Girl LashBlast, 'the latest in eye couture'.
"If we could give them more lash volume, maybe they can free themselves!" she says, as she twirls about in a gauze of amber scarves.
But seriously, I'm surprised it's not doing well. That shitty crippled dolphin movie made millions.
That's what I got! My shoulder blades have literally sprouted a blue collar.
I would rather watch another Lana Del Ray SNL performance than entertain another combover-flapping bloviation from him. That said, it would be awesome if tomorrow's announcement was that he was coming out of the closet.
But he uses a condom, that's good to know.
All that aside, Ken Aden is really Woody Harrelson-cute.
I love her like a sister, meaning that she annoys me sometimes and she wears things that are sometimes ill-fitting, but she's family. Her Golden Globes ensemble was literally something I would have dressed my sister in. "Now you look like Jo-Ann Worley!"
The story of the night is that the celebrities were ready to fight back against Ricky Gervais and managed to be raunchier and more foulmouthed than he was. I even forgot he was there. Meanwhile, multiple erection and poop references, and even Meryl cursed.
At first I thought that Sarah Palin email was from Robert Caro, and I was all like, bitch, don't you have another Lyndon B Johnson book to write? Don't leave us hanging.
