Meanwhile, the swine flu of '76 killed exactly one individual while the government-endorsed, heavily media-promoted vaccination program (you can Youtube the awesome TV spots) killed at least 25.
But at least it was profitable.
Good times!
Neat-o!
Do they explain how the BBC reported the surprise collapse of WTC 7 on live television before it actually collapsed?
That certainly calls for a colorful explanation!
@westie1984: I see. Thanks.
Anyone else curious why, according to the NYPD, the FAA instructed the NYPD that they could not warn anyone about the flight in advance?
How does that add up?
She's going to die. Soon.
Who's up for a trip to Ari's house for a few fun rounds of urine boarding?
It's the special "subpeena" that gets everybody talking.
And it's neither torture nor illegal, because this is America. Good times!
@once: Good questions. But what I really want to know is... did Portman open her port for him?
@bowleserised: True dat.
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Look fake as hell to me.
Soon, there will be paying media jobs.
You'll have to pay to work.
Now let's run a more liberal dem and defeat Specter in the primary.
Using a surrogate is creepy and elitist.
Nothing at all gay about that workout.
@slainte_pants: All I'm saying is... you believe us, right?
Not very complicated.
@watertiger: You just cracked me up. Thanks.
Get the offers out to Hannity's daughter--stat!
4. Reese Witherspoon and her ex-husband Ryan whatever?
Let's rebrand this guy's neck.
Right now, it's too chicken-y.
Ah, but I'm sure they've told the truth about everything else.
9/11... it was guys off in a cave somewhere, and now we can't find them. This guy here told us everything. Yeah, in 83 seconds. I mean, 83 times.
We kept checking, just to be sure.
You believe us, right?
Hijacked jets were able to roam around American airspace for so long after the first attack because, uh, drills... we were doing drills, and it was confusing. Yeah. And then one hit the Pentagon.
You believe us, right? We're telling you honestly, now.
Everything. Really. That's what happened.
Drills can be confusing and, yeah, suddenly a missing airliner that's been off course and cruising around the nation for nearly an hour can hit the most protected building in the world.
You believe us, right?
Normally, we'd have fighter planes and military satellites and yadda-yadda-yadda... but it was just a really bad day for this, because, well, you know, drills are confusing.
But you don't be confused, please. I'm telling you on television. I've got my make-up on and everything. This guy asking me to tell you, he's a journalist. He's not going to let me tell you something that's not true.
You believe us, right?
Why would we lie? Why would we ever, ever knowingly, purposefully, go on television and look you, the American people in the eye, and lie to you?
