GuyBitchy commented on Everything Everywhere Closed. Swine Flu.

"Meanwhile, the swine flu of '76 killed exactly one individual while the government-endorsed, heavily media-promoted vaccination program (you can Youtube the awesome TV spots) killed at least 25. But at least it was profitable. Good times!"

GuyBitchy commented on What Is Your Favorite Page of the 9/11 Coloring Book?

"Neat-o! Do they explain how the BBC reported the surprise collapse of WTC 7 on live television before it actually collapsed? That certainly calls for a colorful explanation!"

GuyBitchy commented on Fiat Airplane

"@westie1984: I see."

GuyBitchy commented on Fiat Airplane

"Anyone else curious why, according to the NYPD, the FAA instructed the NYPD that they could not warn anyone about the flight in advance? How does that add up?"

GuyBitchy commented on Oh No, She's Talking to Her Imaginary Twin Sister Again

"She's going to die."

GuyBitchy commented on Ari Fleischer, Tina Brown, and Peggy Noonan (and Al Jolson!)

"Who's up for a trip to Ari's house for a few fun rounds of urine boarding? It's the special "subpeena" that gets everybody talking. And it's neither torture nor illegal, because this is America."

GuyBitchy commented on One of These Top Gun Stars Is Gay. Well, One is Openly Gay.

"@once: Good questions."

GuyBitchy commented on Shittiest Media Job Listing Ever?

"@bowleserised: True dat."

GuyBitchy commented on Fashion Models Should Speak Aloud More Often (Especially Lauren Hutton)

"Btch, y r t sknny."

GuyBitchy commented on Did California Pageant Officials Buy Carrie Prejean New Breasts?

"Look fake as hell to me."