HelloNurse commented on Project Runway: Tandem Bicycling Into My Heart

"I tried as hard as I could last night to make my voice as nasal as Kenley's, but my husband begged me to stop before I was able to perfect it."

HelloNurse commented on Teen-Talking Public Service Campaigns Are So Gay Nice

"So there was a Facebook group dedicated to this movement, and the "administrator" girl was fed up with people's negative comments, and she called them "retarded.""

HelloNurse commented on Britney Spears in Hail Mary Sex Embargo

"The last thing this woman needs to do is "crack the big time" again...which by the way, sounds like something a little newsie with a cap and suspenders should be shouting from the street corner. Perhaps she should focus on, oh I don't know, functioning as an adult on her own before she re-masters the art of pelvic thrusting while moving her mouth to synthesized "singing.""

HelloNurse commented on Oh Tracy

"Have you ever seen Tina Fey's impression of Tracy?"

HelloNurse commented on Which Celebrity Will Kill Your Cat?

"3 could be Kristin Johnston, from 3rd Rock from the Sun."

HelloNurse commented on Which "Big Stars" Were Grossed Out By Their Portraits In New York?

"A good half of these look like "who farted" pictures."

HelloNurse commented on While 17 Kids Cry, We Smile And Thank God It's Not Us

"Ug."

HelloNurse commented on How Celebrity Sex Tapes Ruined America, One Thrust At A Time

"As I type, I'm watching Kim Kardashian on "Dancing with the Stars," and they are introducing her as a reality star."

HelloNurse commented on Today in Odd McCain Ad Buys

"That can't even be the real advertisement."

HelloNurse commented on Paris Hilton Portrait Made Entirely of Porn

"If you look really close you can see that he made the eyelashes out of pubes."