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belltolls on Sep 5, 2008
You will be happy to know that Heart has sent a cease and desist letter to the GOP to bar them from using "Baracuda" anymore.
scroll_lock on Aug 21, 2008
Um, interesting turn there for Smails! Wanted you to know I'm running away to marry a celebrity whose last name rhymes with Mobear. Will you be my Helman-of-honor?
TheHonJudgeSmails on Aug 21, 2008
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Private Hangnail on Aug 19, 2008
Hi! Don't let that psychopath American Dreamer get you down. There's not a single person here who'd mistake one of your comments for his deranged and depressing ramblings.
Woolie on Aug 19, 2008
Helman!
I think I'm leaving...nay, fleeing the McCain thread because the America's Next Top Whatever is scaring me.
I did post a picture though! Yay! Toot toot (me tooting my own horn).
Wow, lots of exclamation points in this message. Sorry....!
Couldn't resist the last one.
Be careful. DId this person really steal your name AND avatar? I'm definitely not tech savvy enough to understand that.
Aaron Altman on Aug 16, 2008
Always so sweet. We can go to a different Killington, I'm sure Skwolly wouldn't mind. :-) And, lookee here: [inothernews.tumblr.com]
Aaron Altman on Aug 15, 2008
Thank you as always, dear Helman. You know, we never did escape to Killington.
Meg on Aug 13, 2008
Tit was a great night for a live blog. Hopefully, there will be panty more where this came from.
MisterHippity on Jul 24, 2008
I was never banned from Wonkette. I never comment on Wonkette. American Dreamer must have ... dreamed it all, I guess?
PICKLES on Jul 22, 2008
I'm feeling "servicey" and have answered your request. I hope you have mind numbing reading time available.
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*kisses*
Aaron Altman on Jul 14, 2008
Here's how I look at it: anyone who thinks they are smarter that the rest of us is, by default, a fucking idiot. And, of course, this is very different than those who think they are smart. :-)
ian spiegelman on Jun 8, 2008
Oh I didn't really think you were being serious. No problem at all. But please email me instead of using this profile message thing... it's a pain!
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