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Fair disclosure - I was in a Frat in college but the extent of the hazing involved was memorizing the names of the founders and the birthdays / hometown of all the active members. If I had to do any shit like this I would have tap-danced my way out of there on day one.
1. The Ides of March wins Best Picture because Clooney / Gossling tag-teamed one of the producers before the show.
2. Glenn and Meryl split the vote, resulting in a surprise upset for Tilda Swinton as best actress
3. Michael Fassbender wins for Shame, because in the words of tonight's host "You always win if you play a mental"
4. Woody Allen wins best Director and Screenplay; responds by dumping current wife / daughter and announces relationship with Dakota Fanning.