And rounding out the trite American Psycho references:
Make sure you have a reservation at Dorsia
www.instantrimshot.com
Yes - he was forced to do all these things. Save it Patty Hearst, I'm not buying any Stockholm Syndrome today - you could have walked out the front door at any time.
Fair disclosure - I was in a Frat in college but the extent of the hazing involved was memorizing the names of the founders and the birthdays / hometown of all the active members. If I had to do any shit like this I would have tap-danced my way out of there on day one.
Greetings from the future. I can tell you there's a big surprise at the end of this episode: Gail announces she's pregnant with Tom's love child...
Wait - does this mean Sun and Jin didn't die after all?!?
Greetings from Sydney! As it's the future here (Monday morning, to be exact) I can tell you who wins:
1. The Ides of March wins Best Picture because Clooney / Gossling tag-teamed one of the producers before the show.
2. Glenn and Meryl split the vote, resulting in a surprise upset for Tilda Swinton as best actress
3. Michael Fassbender wins for Shame, because in the words of tonight's host "You always win if you play a mental"
4. Woody Allen wins best Director and Screenplay; responds by dumping current wife / daughter and announces relationship with Dakota Fanning.
Does this mean Betsey Morgenstern will no longer be contributing to the festivities?
Sweet mother Mary, I was just going to suggest Mr. Moylan do a play by play of this video. Ms. Tebow just had a purse fall out of her mouth. Swap the football talk for ruching, bias cut, or purple organza and we could have the next winner of Project Runway on our hands. #tips
Does it double as a douche?
What happened to the basket of nudie mags and copies of Martha Stewart Living that used to be in the Gawker bathroom? Has Denton dropped some coin to upgrade the facilities?
If you're coming to Gawker to get your news, you have larger problems in your life than what the Fantastic Mr. Moylan is writing about.
Off topic - but RIP Christopher Hitchens. We didn't see eye to eye on some things, but you always made for an entertaining read...
1. Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart.
Has there been another slut spill?
Ok, good night folks! And thanks for hosting, Hip!
Tonight's TV watching just got a little better, Ross Matthews is on Chelsea
This is making me miss Seth, his mommy's red hots, and being cradled and comforted by an accused child pornography aficionado.
Ooh, the classic "I'm sorry you feel that way" instead of actually apologizing. Classic passive aggressive.
For fuck's sake, she can't even keep her mouth shut for a hot second.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, Heather.
@ludditesque
Ah, so.
Ah, so.
