Hockeymom commented on What John Edwards Scandal?

"@ga83: She looks like Camilla Parker Bowles."

Hockeymom commented on Choire Sicha: Enemy of Love

"@Choire: How odd."

Hockeymom commented on Mid-Market Gossip Columnist Invents Media Feud From Thin Air

"Maybe if she got Carr and Kurtz on an Al and Alma's cruise, they could put this all behind them. Or, just hire a bunch of strippers and charge it to the Vikings."

Hockeymom commented on Everything You Need to Know About Maybe Vice President Tim Pawlenty

"@KarenUhOh: No, you have him confused with Coleman."

Hockeymom commented on Everything You Need to Know About Maybe Vice President Tim Pawlenty

"Plus, there's the mullet."

Hockeymom commented on More Sex Stories Coming, Says Times

"Food and sex TOGETHER?Sounds kind of 9 and a 1/2ish."

Hockeymom commented on End Of Roger Ebert's TV Show

"This is sad."

Hockeymom commented on Non-Lesbians Able to Heal Baby Deer With Their Whimsical, Name-dropping Charms

"Oh my."

Hockeymom commented on To Watch Tonight

"@Crucifictorius: I think Buzz has some anger management issues. Also, did anyone check out the photo of the fake baby?"

Hockeymom commented on The Normans Have Invaded England Yet Again

"Maybe he's playing so well because he recently lost 50,032,500 pounds."

Hockeymom commented on Broncos Stink Like A Flower That Stinks Really Bad

"@toledostripper: "Hello", he lied. THAT'S a pretty good one, too."

Hockeymom commented on Fake Exclusive: Will Leitch Wants To Unretire From Deadspin

"Maybe he can take over a blog in Minnesota."

Hockeymom commented on But There's Already An Oklahoma Thunder

"Oh look...a typhoon is going to sweep all the golfers into the ocean."

Hockeymom commented on But There's Already An Oklahoma Thunder

"What, haven't they heard of a google search?"

Hockeymom commented on Batman Defeats Vader

"I can't decide which I like better...the photo of the sad little Darth boy, or the kitten with the Uzi Aaron posted this week."

Hockeymom commented on Times Reporter: "I Was A Fat Thug Who Beat Up Women And Sold Bad Coke"

"@Pareene: Fight! What do bloggers duel with?"

Hockeymom commented on Britney Spears Gives Up Custody Of Kids

"@itsalwaysthequietones: Agreed."

Hockeymom commented on Britney Spears Gives Up Custody Of Kids

"Kevin Federline = David Carr"