HowDareThey commented on How Young Is Too Young For Plucking?

"What the hell is in food these days that gives 11 year-old girls dirtlip?"

HowDareThey commented on Unhappy Endings

"Don't throw your heart away on some poser in fake dreds Tracie."

HowDareThey commented on Sugar-Free Gum is the New Cocaine!

"I totally ate a bag of sugar-free jelly beans on accident and was in the bathroom FOR A WEEKEND."

HowDareThey commented on How Francis X. Morrissey Swindled New York's Best and Brightest

"Defrauding rich people?"

HowDareThey commented on 'New York Times' Reporters Take Corporate Jet Home From Iowa Caucus

"Ok, I'm done."

HowDareThey commented on 'New York Times' Reporters Take Corporate Jet Home From Iowa Caucus

"@ninety_nine: $15,000 to Miami r/t on a GIII is B.S."

HowDareThey commented on 'New York Times' Reporters Take Corporate Jet Home From Iowa Caucus

"A private jet from Iowa to New Hampshire today paying r/t cost for fuel (4 hrs) on a small jet runs about $1200."

HowDareThey commented on Lonely (But Hot!) Fox Biz Network Anchor Seeks "Wicked Smart" Male Viewers

"Canadian or Bostonian?"

HowDareThey commented on The drug habits of the creative underclass

"Adderall, great for cleaning the house, bad for writing papers at the doctorate level (completely fine for undergrade papers, though). When I finally kicked my 60mg a day habit, er, prescription, the withdrawal was just like what you'd expect from an amphetamine salt..."

HowDareThey commented on According To John Mayer, 2007 Was The Year Of The Douchebag

"Pete Wentz actually just wrapped a lawsuit for that "truckload of ideas" John Mayer, you are a douchebag to me for, among other more obvious reasons like "Your body is a wonderland", calling my freshman suitemate when I lived in the dorms and asking her if she'd like to come over to your shitty yuppie ghetto apt and get gang banged by you and your bassist. You're also a douchebag because you continued to trawl my college campus for sorority chick ass until Columbia finally picked you up and gave you a job that wasn't Jimmy Buffeting it up at that shit lesbian sports bar "Eddie's Attic". Hate on that, scumbag."

HowDareThey commented on 'The Foreskin's Lament': Is Religious Extremism Hilarious?

"@teledingo: Eww, do you mean to say that crapping out some kids and getting saggy and old has fair-weather atheists yearning for the macabre simplicity of the chalice and tabernacle?"

HowDareThey commented on 'The Foreskin's Lament': Is Religious Extremism Hilarious?

"@Drew Kerr Jr.: HAH!"

HowDareThey commented on Bad News For The Crazy Lady On The Stairstepper!

"I figured this out 5 years ago, when I realized I could walk and talk after 45 minutes on the elliptical. Any croissant-worthy "work out" should leave you speechless, panting, paralyzed and pouring sweat."

HowDareThey commented on Scotland Yard YOINKS! Beehive Deflated!

"@moff: BOOSH!"

HowDareThey commented on "I Went With The 'Everything In Common' Approach, Wherein I Had 'Everything In Common' With My Chosen Victim (Target?)"

"@disconotdisco: Good call, brah."

HowDareThey commented on "If This Could Happen To An Ivy League Grad, Someone With An IQ Like Mine, This Could Happen To Anybody."

"The voice over is amazing!"

HowDareThey commented on You Make Keanu Reeves Look Smarter Than That Harvard Sweatshirt He Wore in "Chain Reaction"

"Can you do a guest spot on Playboy Advisor?"

HowDareThey commented on Robert Olen Butler Imagines The Sex Lives Of The Famous, Reveals Own Neuroses (Again)

"I actually scrambled to Borders last night after work to pick up a copy."