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"Hope she knows that you can't be a true player without a Scarface poster on the wall."

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"My favorite soft-core porno parody would have to be The Bare Wench Project. Absolutely hilarious."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on Factsheet: Sarah Palin

"I heard that the Baked Alaska was named after her hash-induced gun rampages she'd go on back as a college kid. Seriously."

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"@geniusscientist: Back in 9th grade, we would get stoned and watch Liquid Television marathons. My personal faves were DogBoy, Aeon Flux and The Adventures of Thomas & Nardo. Ah, memories."

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"Unless she's producing a drug-induced amateur porn movie, then me no interested."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on What Carol Anne Found Inside the Light

"Where's Lizzy Grubman's SUV when you need it???"

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"The smiling blond in question was also featured in a Milf Hunter update about 2 years ago."

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"Haha, that's hilarious. See, she should have gone to Rye Playland instead."

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"That's a pretty sweet pad. Who knew that the poetry business paid so well..."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on Heiress Casey Johnson Will Bring Her Problems to New York

"I just hope she never gains control of my Jets. Her dad has already screwed the team up enough..."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on McCain's Ultimate Friday Night Newsdump

"If I was married to a beer heiress, there's no way in hell I'd have the motivation to hold down a job, let alone run for president. Hell, I doubt I'd even wear pants on a regular basis."

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"@bittergreen: Agreed."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on Boy's Concept of 'Winning' About to Change Forever

"The real question: "What the fuck is he hiding underneath that hat???" Seriously, America wants to know!!!"

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?

"They should cut that little porker down to 5 bottles a day."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned

"@DaveJ: IF Tupac were dead, he'd be rolling over in his grave right now. But since he's alive, he's probably just sparking up another hit of salvia."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on Funny YouTube Videos May Get Salvia Banned

"Another side effect seems to be having your friends laugh at you as your brain struggles to function. Good times."

HowardRoarkLaughed commented on Shepard Fairey: I Can See!

"And one more thing: You mess with Andre the Giant, you get "the bleeds". He should be lucky to be getting off this easy."