iAlreadyHateYou commented on Cate Blanchett Wears Cat Eyes, Wee One With Pride

"Jeebus, I hope I can look half as good after giving birth to my first wee one."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Escapes The Sky-High Shoes

""Realizing there was no amount of skimpy dresses and slutty shoes that could make her look anything other than bland, Gwyneth Paltrow decides to go back to dressing like her old (and yes, bland) self.""

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Chris Noth: "Bish Plz"

"First! I love me some Chris Noth."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Raven Symone: Weirdly-Dressed Hell On Wheels

"This picture provides yet another clue as to why Americans are fat."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Remember how weird it was

"My biggest disappointment was when I learned that beautiful and intelligent lawyer Helen Gamble from The Practice, aka Lara Flynn Boyle was effing crazy in real life."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Zahara: Shopping With Shiloh Is Stupendously Boring

"But why, oh why, all the black?"

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Teenage Wasteland

"She was on the news around here, and apparently the cops were called because she got a bit rowdy after being told she couldn't go in and that she wouldn't get her money back. I don't think she should be reimbursed."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Hilary Swank's Earhart Hat Attracts Attention

"Hilary, the zoo called and demanded that you return the pigeon, the polar bear, and the goose you stole yesterday...OMG YOU'VE KILLED THEM ALL, HAVEN'T YOU?"

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Loose Lips

"@FullSpeedLohan: Except prettier."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Pennsylvania Parents Object To Kid Counseling Over Transgender Third Grader

"@Khrushchev: He needs prayer, all right."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Loose Lips

"@battleaxonista: Hahaha, thanks for making me snort tea through my nose."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Loose Lips

"Kim Cattall is over 50?"

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Lindsay Lohan And The Case Of The Fur Burglar

"Unless someone was selling fur coats inside that club, theft is the only conclusion one can reach when we consider the fact that LiLo walked into the bar wearing a black trench coat and walked out hours later with a mink coat. Just saying, we ain't stupid, Dina."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Dove 'Real Beauty' Scandal Oddly Unresolved

"I doubt it'll hurt them that much."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Michael Travesser, the fire

"To think there are people out there who can't pay their medical bills or feed their children, and here's this brainwashed boy paying 55K to free his creeptard of a father. (Yes, I just made that word up.)"

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Are Scientology Moms Katie Holmes And Leah Remini Feeding Their Kids Toxic 'Hubbard's Formula'?

"@kylo4: Yeah, it's crazy, but not that crazy considering there are millions of people in the world who believe that a man who lived 2000 years ago was the son of God, walked on water, turned water into wine, and that when he died he was resurrected."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Beyoncé Tarting Up Young Girls Too

"Holy cow."

iAlreadyHateYou commented on Loose Lips

"@mydogatemyhomework: It's all your fault, your wishing made it happen."