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sassypants on Jul 24, 2008
Listen, as far as "blow-job prizes for commuting" goes, I won't blow the whistle. I say work that angle and see how far it gets you! Like my old Nan used to say, "you'll never know the answer unless you ask!"
the supergoddess on Jul 24, 2008
I'll forward the email so you have it - still at Cafe Charbon, which isn't huge but isn't too small either. It'll be, um, INTIMATE.
sassypants on Jul 23, 2008
That's SO great that you're coming!!!! I'm co-co-co-co-co-co-hostessing!! Are you the only long distance commuter? I think you should earn some sort of prize for that!
sassypants on May 12, 2008
Ha! Well if you've already mastered the terrorizing home tactics to ditch the roomie, then the only option left is to try and drive her out of her mind. Start by constantly humming the theme to "What's Happening" over and over again whenever you see her.
sassypants on May 8, 2008
Fuck it. I say you should use subtle methods to terrorize her. You know, all of a sudden make up an imaginary friend that you fight with, make shockingly loud noises like banging pots and pans together, but right outside her bedroom door at about 3 am. Start doing that stuff and she'll spend a lot less time at home.....
sassypants on May 8, 2008
Oh my dear!!! We have to get you a new roommate. This one sucks. Change the locks. Don't tell her. Do it while she's out grocery shopping or some shit and then pretend like you've never seen her before when she rings the doorbell.
marvel girl on May 4, 2008
Oh god, I've heard that school, isn't it in the burbs? I went to both Kenwood (alma mater of R. Kelly), and whitney young. class of 03
marvel girl on Apr 28, 2008
Just saw a message you left me like a month ago... Actually, I grew up on the South Side. In the last few years of my time in Chicago, I lived across Lake Shore Dr from Soldier Field. But the majority of my time in Chi was on 69th st. I hate people that say they're from a city, but are really from the suburbs. I bought drugs on the South Side because I lived on the South Side.
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