@rod: It's been proposed. Not to get a "story," but because I don't like any of you.
This is AnissaJonesshootssmack. He or she has been dead.
Stop nominating it.
I can't believe I actually thought this would work. Nominations or I'm gonna kill everyone whose name ends in a consonant.
Submitting nominations will not raise your banning profile higher than any of your usually irrelevant comments.
MaelstromintheMiddle: No witch hunts.
Mikeymoto: Not the way to react to being Goodie Proctored.
That's it. For now.
This is like when the teenagers are extra good right before their parents go on vacation, just so the parents don't hire a babysitter. Then, as soon as the airport taxi's meter starts, the kids trash the house.
@Hez: The sewing circle is strong. I am stronger.
@MisterHippity: That's not untrue.
Some people, named Hez, need to realize that the comments sections of various (multiple) posts are not the proper arena for her to shrilly demand satisfaction. That's my job!
@CodePink: That, and Ketch likes his ale. I suggest buying random people drinks. In the event that you happen to buy me one, your generosity shall be remembered.
@CrankYank: Yes, but you won't know it.
@flipper baby: Since Richard is gone for the day, if you were to die, would that satisfy your suspicions?
@Dead Conbon: How invincible? Not at all? Die again, tool. How's that for consistent voice?
You still don't get it. Allow me to clarify.
@bbear: This is completely unacceptable. Goodbye.
@hugomania: Did you think that this was so necessary that you should then update us on your considerations? You're dead.
@FitnessMadeSimple: You're endangering yourself for no good reason. Certainly not for humor's sake. You're on notice.
@Tammany_Fall: This is in poor taste. It is also hilarious. Well done.
Why is this so difficult, commenters?
@busyness: If I had read the thread, there may have been. If you find something objectionable, email me.
@moff: Sheila was being facetious. And you'll notice that "dyke" was bandied about by several commenters who still have their privileges.
The rest of what you're saying is pretty spot-on. Sycophant.
@planet_of_the_snapes: Actually, I'm a commenter, not an editor. Which is more than I can say for you!
