I'm going to bookmark this to watch whenever I'm officially Mad at the Internet. It's funny AND cathartic.
Pity-lays can get soooo out of hand.
Hahahahaha! Did you READ the ARTICLE? 'Cause there appear to only be TWO women who've FALLEN for his shit!
Well, to be fair, James Frey is famous for *not* writing about his own bad life decisions...
I thought that calling any service person an ex- implies they were drummed out, so yeah.

ETA: Oh, I see -- headline... They should probably change that.

I believe Caity Weaver nailed it with "Cutesy Bootsy Booboo."
That is the cutest cussing Pekingese I've ever seen.
To quote MST3K, "they are establishing the hell out of that!"
Yes, Sherri, if he were an entirely different person and had behaved entirely differently than he has, then he COULD be a role model.

On this planet, however, he's just an example of how we don't hold anyone famous to even the most minimal standards of acceptable behavior.

Did you mean to post to #trollpatrol? Because posting in #groupthink won't get you anywhere dealing with trolls.
Then all the authors we talked to added, "But enough about Newt Gingrich!"
I believe the Catholic church follows what is now known as the Chris Brown School of Repentance, aka, "Why You Gotta Be Bringing Up Old Shit?"
*hee-hee* You said logic when talking about the church!
Since he's dead and can't say it himself, I will:

Religion ruins everything.
-Christopher Hitchens

All I had to read is "...on her BMW sedan."

As you all know, BMW ownership is the leading indicator of douchebaggery according to the DSM IV.

Amanda Fucking Palmer plays the ukulele and she cannot be classed as twee, so there's that. #Groupthink
That would be nice, but to be fair they had less than one day to plan. Was Dolly even going to be there? Was she anywhere she could make it in time for the ceremony let alone in time to rehearse? Hudson was, I believe, already scheduled to perform.
Cradle of Democracy, folks!

Cradle of Democracy...

Huh. Usually celebrity death lists this long involve airplanes.
Yes, the Oscar-winning actress and singer who has endured and risen above unimaginable tragedy (the murder of her entire family by her sister's boyfriend) is just trying to ride Whitney's coattails.
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