Pope John Peeps II commented on Question of the Day: Do You Support Hands-Free Laws?

"@Pope John Peeps II: Just to clarify, the new hands free studies show that it is the act of conversation ITSELF that distracts the driver, and not simply the use of the actual phone. I am in favour of NO distractions whatsoever in cars."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Question of the Day: Do You Support Hands-Free Laws?

"@xint: A headset is fucking distracting because your attention is taken up by finding what kind of taco bell your girlfriend wants for dinner, while you're letting your 12000 pound solid metal explosion powered cruise missile of death drift left into the bike lane. So even though you smashed a cyclist and permanently mangled his leg so that it takes eight pins in his knee to recover, at least you and your one true love can share JUST THE RIGHT GORDITO. HOLY FUCKING GODDAMN."

Pope John Peeps II commented on 'Guido' War

"And I'm sorry, but nobody, and I mean nobody, is more awful than the JUGGALOS. [www.juggaloworld.net]"

Pope John Peeps II commented on 'Guido' War

"@moff: You're way behind on the times."

Pope John Peeps II commented on iPhone Apps We Like: Twinkle, the New Best Twitter App

"Then it will be the one and only Twitter Client I need on my phone. There are so many things wrong with that sentence."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Gay-Bashing Campaign Comic Book Pushes Satire To New Heights

"So is "county commissioner" one of those titles the home gives disabled adults to make them feel important? Because that's the only possible origin that would explain this comic."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Voodoo Envy Impressions Roll In

"@klaybc: HA!"

Pope John Peeps II commented on Important Advice For the Humor-Deficient

"@Bell County: What's loud and incredibly irritating and getting smaller rapidly? That damn baby going off the balcony. What's white then brown then red all over? Baby in the microwave."

Pope John Peeps II commented on NEWS JEWS CAN USE

"@Unfun: oh my, is that a picture of Josh?"

Pope John Peeps II commented on Nerdgasm: Watchmen Trailer Hits Web a Day Early

"I'm really worried that they're going to truncate the whole story, and just make it sort of blech."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"@moff: Ha."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Bright-Eyed Young Literary Woman Leaves New York in Disgust

"On Saturday night, Leon Neyfakh of the New York Observer picked my friend Alec Niedenthal and I up in downtown Brooklyn."

Pope John Peeps II commented on NEWS JEWS CAN USE

"Is there, though, some sort of Levitical law against taking pictures that don't look like Sex Offender Mixed Martial Artises??"

Pope John Peeps II commented on Black Panther Stalks Comic-Con

"@johnnyichiban: Uh."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Blogger Wrestles World Champion Fighter: Find Out What Happens!

"@BettyCrocker: What?"

Pope John Peeps II commented on Giz Explains: Intel's Centrino 2

"The more I look at that new Lenovo notebook, the more the 1200 dollar pricetag looks really really good."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Gary Busey Would Like To Bounce A Few Ideas Off You

"I pray that when I become a senior citizen, I'm never too out of it to BURN WESLEY SNIPES."

Pope John Peeps II commented on Scientist: You Can't Get Drunk On Beer

"@Lysergic Asset: I hope that's sarcasm, or I've got some PHONE CALLS TO MAKE."