JoelTannenbaum commented on Michael Ian Black Takes on David Sedaris

"MIB had me at Stella."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Sam Raimi Not Giving Up on Spider-Man Franchise

"Christ."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Are These The 25 Funniest People in America?

"I stopped pretending to take this list seriously once I saw that EW had dubbed Sarah Silverman the new Lenny Bruce."

JoelTannenbaum commented on "F--K Bush": The Naughtiest College Journalist

"@Tammany_Fall: You're a real muckracker, I'd say!"

JoelTannenbaum commented on New York To Receive Tom Cruise, Wife, Their Insanity

"@Zorica: I'd go with the fiery hate."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Sex And The City And The Coming Estrogen Riots

"I'm just hoping to get in on the whole 'frenzied mating shriek' thing."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Young Angelina Jolie's Greatest Sin (It's Not S&M or Heroin)

"@Paddington: Funny, I was just thinking that Angie seems to be turning more and more into Mia-Farrow-in-training with every passing day..."

JoelTannenbaum commented on New Britney Spears Bikini Pics

"She looks fantastic."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Lindsay Lohan's 22nd Birthday Party Needs Corporate Sponsorship

"@famousauthor: And in the gift bags, free vanity license plates for everyone!"

JoelTannenbaum commented on Lydia Hearst Live From The Life Ball In Vienna

"This article would have been better titled, "Lydia Hearst Lives for the Balls in Vienna." Yeah, then I would've skimmed it closer."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Did Tyra Banks Fix America's Next Top Model?

"@Hez: So that's what they're calling plus-sized these days?"

JoelTannenbaum commented on Did Tyra Banks Fix America's Next Top Model?

"Like, OMG!"

JoelTannenbaum commented on Lindsay Lohan's 22nd Birthday Party Needs Corporate Sponsorship

"@NinaHagen: Christ."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Lindsay Lohan's 22nd Birthday Party Needs Corporate Sponsorship

"@BullfightsOnAcid: But does Depends come in Thong Style?"

JoelTannenbaum commented on The Five Charges Against 'Sex and the City'

"@lionel-mandrake: Holy crap, you worked on this show?"

JoelTannenbaum commented on Ellen DeGeneres Can Lock Down Hottie Girlfriend, Says California Supreme Court

"So does this mean that Tobias can finally lock down Carl Weathers?"

JoelTannenbaum commented on Obama's Jewish Problem

"@Nard38: Hear, hear."

JoelTannenbaum commented on Obama's Jewish Problem

"@Nard38: @moff: @iplaudius: Wouldn't be a real Jew if I weren't self-hating, now would I?"