JohnnyMau commented on Tea-Swilling Musician Is Not Into Drugs

"I liked how in that "American Hardcore" movie he kept insisting that he was the lead singer of Flipper for one show and they cut to that other guy who called bullshit on it...oh wait, I meant to post this at Idolator."

JohnnyMau commented on Eva Mendes For CK Fragrances: A Floral Blend of Gin, 'Cane and Boozy Burps?

"OK, OK, I commented before I read about the whole Cirque Lodge thing."

JohnnyMau commented on Eva Mendes For CK Fragrances: A Floral Blend of Gin, 'Cane and Boozy Burps?

"Are you sure you don't mean Michelle Rodriguez?"

JohnnyMau commented on Sub Pop Turns 20, Sends Zach Braff An FTD Bouquet

"Thanks for the reminder about "Earth 2." What a beautiful and hypnotic record."

JohnnyMau commented on Boyfriendless 'Idol' Finalist Leads Millions To Wonder: 'Am I Claysexual, Too?'

"I vote for "confirmedbachelorasexual"..."

JohnnyMau commented on Lolcat Book Explains Their Cultural Significance

"INVISIBLE ROYALTIES"

JohnnyMau commented on Those Poor Paparazzi

"In other news, Clay Aiken wrestled a video camera away from an intrusive fan and broke it into pieces with his bare hands."

JohnnyMau commented on Rachel Bilson Poses Pretty For Passport Photo

"Can't she just use one of her headshots?"

JohnnyMau commented on So Sit Back And Really See You Guys, See Ya

"I love the way her eyes dart to the side at the end when she realizes how badly she muffed it..."