<![CDATA[Comments from JudgeFudge]]> <![CDATA[Comments from JudgeFudge]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Consumers Bored With This Whole 'Save The Earth' Thing]]> And you heard it first here on Gawker, born in the same general area where they filmed that movie "Kids".

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on 'Post' on 'Mamma Mia': "[?]"]]> The real triumph of the Dark Knight [Hel: time of day? Sp?] is the posthumous performance by Heath Ledger as the Joker [Hel:when did he pass away? why/how/who?] As the joker terrorizes the city of Gotham [hel:don't use slang. change to Manhattan, pls] Batman must confront him using all his bat-tricks, while at the same time dealing with the emergence of two-face [hel: to face? as om look at?].

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Miley Cyrus Accessorizes White Dress With Scarf, Snarl]]> I know that I'm preaching to the choir, here, but...

Mylie Cyrus is:
1.A Horrible Star for girls to look up to.
2.A horrible star for tween boys to have a crush on.
3. Totally annoying when she makes that "see, I'm so gnarly when I make this face" face.
4. Preventing a lot of kids from getting into adult music. When we were all kids, with the exception of Rockapella, we didnt' have music marketed towards us, so we had to raid our older brothers and sisters tapes and cd collectiosn. Awesome, right?
5. Kind of mean. I mean, she seems to be a total egomaniac in interviews or something. I wouldn't be suprised if she talks as much shit about other people as everyone talks about her.

Anyway. What were we talking about?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Natalie Portman Has Doggie Bag...But No Doggie]]> "I dated Devendra and all I got was this puka shell necklace and bag of patchouli..."

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on No Deal For 17-Year Old Literary Wunderkind -- Yet]]> I don't know guys, the editor did give him a few books, and a tote bag--for free! I mean, how many people who walk into a large publishing house walk away with that?!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Columnists Outraged At Obama Smears Repeat Obama Smears]]> What? Obama is engaging in a sport with those no-good, freedom hating frogs? We saved their ass in the WWII!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Mea Culpa Watch: "Terrorist Fist-Jab," Photoshop Smears]]> Next up, Fox will leave a flaming bag of dog crap on MSNBC's door, then appologize to the network's dad a week later for making him put his foot in flaming dog shit.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel No Longer F*cking]]> They must have had terrily unfunny sex.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Does Maggie Gyllenhaal Know It's Nap Time?]]> "Mommy just showed me Mona Lisa Smile..."

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on 'Hellboy II': The Golden Weekend]]> Alright guys, I'm taking a poll. What's the worst...

1. Eddie Murphy Buddy-Comedy
2. Eddie Murphy Family Film.
3. Eddie Murphy in multpily-roles movie.

I'll start things off..

1. Showtime
2. Daddy Day-Care
3. Vampire in Brooklyn

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Brad and Angelina: Expert Baby-Protecting Super Spy Duo]]> The Pitt Jolie Workout plan:

Star in horrible movie. Have Baby. Champion humanitarian cause. Adopt baby. Star in artsy indie film that is barely released. Have twins. Repeat.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Who Has An Edible Underwear Fetish?]]> #2 Um, like, everybody in hollywood?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on America has proved once again]]> Thanks a lot, Crstal, for re-inforcing the way the rest of the world stereotypes us as "Totally incompetant in walking down runways in formal wear during the Miss Universe Pageant".

This certainly isn't going to help U.S.-Forgeign relations in Beijing this summer...

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Agyness Deyn And Albert Hammond, Jr. Do The Walk Of <strike>Shame</strike> Love]]> Wow. I can't hate on Agnygnezzz in this photo. I mean, I know its cheesy, but who wouldn't want to be in their shoes right now?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Radio DJ Wendy Williams has]]> I swear I saw an episode of The View where the only word that Elizabeth Hasselback said the during the show was Penis.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on <i>Meet Dave</i>? Uh, No Thanks]]> @Cuteasabutton: To describe beards/mustaches? If I understand correctly...gag!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on <i>Meet Dave</i>? Uh, No Thanks]]> That one pic is the neopolitan ice cream of so-cal facial hair mistakes.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on <em>The Real World</em>: Congress]]> In related new, Eric Nies is runnning for Sanitation Co-Ordination Officer in Massepequa L.I.

The Jerky Boys and Joe Franklin stumping for him.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on John Mayer Is The Center Of His Universe]]> John needs an apple juice box, some Handi-Snacks, and an episode of Muppet Babies! Stat!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Freewheeling Infant Surfs Out Of Womb A Healthy Baby McConaughey]]> How about J.K. Livin: The Kid

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Books: Mini-trend report]]> Jenny 8 Lee's book is great and everything, but four hours after you put it down, you get this craving to start reading it again...

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on MagHag]]> To get this photo, Seventeen constructed a giant Ford Corolla, put the cameraman on the dashboard with his lense pointed at the windshield, then they suspended Blake in the air by piano wire, then launched the car at ramming speed towards the starlet.

They wanted to do the same thing with Leighton Mesiter, but she wipped out a switchbalde and threated to cut them.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked]]> "It was still better than sitting through 20 minutes of the Love Guru"

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Lily Allen: "Eff Thinking Pink, I'm Down With Brown"]]> She's gorgeous!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked]]> From the interview: "Luckily I didn't have to cook much-because after two biscuits Verne is full. One slice of Hawaiian pizza and he's happy for the rest of the day!"

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on British Tabloid's Disturbing First Person Account Of Copulating With Verne Troyer Leaves Us Gobsmacked]]> I don't think I'll be able to eat again!?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on So It's <i>Not</i> A Jinx To Dedicate Your Book To Your Fictional Future Husband?]]> $100 bucks says she's going to have kids in the next few years and eventually get a nanny, too.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Scenes from the Holiday Cocktail Lounge]]> When I was at the Holiday back in January, I think I ordered a drink from this same bartender!

I can't wait till he finishes making it.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on <i>Celebrity Family Feud</i>: Holly Madison Isn't Familiar With Hef's Nightstand]]> I saw Pastore with his wife? Girlfriend? a few weekes ago in the middle of the day on a Tuesday at McSorley's. They were having a hoot, and seemed to be very happily living the good life.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on The One With The Cast Of 'Friends' Wanting In On A Little Of That 'SATC' Movie Action]]> Well, at least this stands a chance of being marginally better than other films featuring the Friends gang.

Films such as: Ed, Rock Star, The Whole Ten Yards, The Pallbearer, Three to Tango, Kissing a Fool, Almost Heroes, All The Queens Men, The Object of My Affection, Analyze That, Hanging Up, Breast Men, Zoom, 3000 Miles to Graceland...

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Golddiggers! Kanye West Designs Shoe With Louis Vuitton]]> Now he's really The Louis V Don.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on We Are The Champions. Of Drugs]]> Who ordered a pizza?

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Hollywood 4% Filthy Richer]]> Seth, thank's for breaking the ice on the whole "For Your Consideration was tedious and unfunny" thing. It's a subject that doesn't often come up these days, but one that never quite got the attention I think it deserved...

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Agyness Deyn Is In Need Of Food]]> Agyness is as bored of herself as we are!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Keith Gessen Behaving Suspiciously Like He's Lost Control of the Internet]]> Guys, this is just in preparation for Gessen's upcoming non-fiction book of pet grooming tips from famous young Brooklyn authors.

Btw, this November, be sure too look for "Don't Do That, You'll Get Hair On Your Palms: Life Lessons from A Pet to a Literary Wunderkind", wherever books are sold.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Angelina Jolie Baby Watch, Take Two]]> And the 2008 award for "Confusing, Lame, and Offensive Remark About Bisexuality As It Relates to the Ethnic Origins of Rock and Roll" goes to.... Pete Wentz!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Seth MacFarlane Will Now Take Over The Internet]]> McFarlane is one step closer to his ultimate creative vision, a steady torrent of 5 second animated pop-culture non-sequiters free from the shackles of charchters, plot, theme, mood, or nuance.

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Barack Obama: More Popular Than Jesus, Angelina Jolie]]> Man, I never know that Obama was into growing his own herbal teas and digging into swedish psych-rock until he landed on the cover of Arthur Magazine!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Agyness Deyn: Oliver Twisted]]> Just how do you describe Agnes'unique sense of flair?
Take one part 19th century street urchin, add a dash of Punky Brewster, pinch of Bowie, pinch of Bolan, taste of Twiggy, then mix it all together with a boho-bobo-hoo-haa-london/new york sense of fun, and you're...not even close!

]]> <![CDATA[JudgeFudge commented on Agyness Deyn: Oliver Twisted]]> Even Agnes Deyn is fucking tired of Agnes Deyn.

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