KMorgan commented on Glamour's Dating Blogger Seeks Pimp

"Uh, Nantucket, Massachusetts?"

KMorgan commented on Anderson Cooper and Jeffrey Toobin Are Going to "Shoot Some Varmints"

"I was totally upset by the fact that jeffrey toobin did not even look at me and actually conversed with a couple of guys behind me while he signed my copy of his book "THE NINE" after I waited in line for a half hour!"

KMorgan commented on Lara Logan and the War Correspondent Sex Scandal Double Standard

"@Sproing: True."

KMorgan commented on The Coolest Femme Fatales in Cinema

"Uh, trying the links again... Natalie Portman in THE PROFESSIONAL

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Anne Baxter ALL ABOUT EVE...that b*tch

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KMorgan commented on The Coolest Femme Fatales in Cinema

"Natalie Portman in THE PROFESSIONAL and Anne Baxter in ALL ABOUT EVE...that b*tch."

KMorgan commented on Mary-Kate Olsen Party Candids

"@mattymcd: holy "maria full of grace" dime bags, the pinata gives a whole new meaning to "drug mule""

KMorgan commented on Leakers Rejoice: (Some Of) Your Employers Can't Read Your Emails

"@fivehole: he's getting an Arch Wireless account offered by the Republican Party with a special discount under the "pedophillic party" group rate."

KMorgan commented on The Fake Hedgie Who's Conning New York Fashionistas

"@SuperBien: I knew a hedge fund manager in training (a/k/a male bartender with rich friends) who squealed with glee when Boiler Room came on TV: "Wait-cool - this is what I do!" I then said to him: "you do know that's illegal, right?" With his deer-in-headlights stare he just turned to salivate at Ben Affleck with his coke-addict fake smile."

KMorgan commented on Paul Janka's Attempted Date-Rape Brush-Off: the People Respond

"@MisterHippity: = Ted Bundy, see I wasn't kidding..."

KMorgan commented on Obscenity Trial Judge Was Pretty Sure That No One Could Access His Personal Porn Website

"Ding Dong the witch is dead...mistrial declared."

KMorgan commented on Hey Sarah Larson, Are Your Breasts Real Or Fake?

"Sharon Stone once stated that dating Dwight Yoachim was like eating a dirt sandwich."

KMorgan commented on Fragile Male Egos Assaulted By Little Girl With Ice Cream!

"Holy 'show me on the doll where the bad man touched you' destiny..."

KMorgan commented on Paul Janka Will Seduce You Via the TV

"@JakGuy: beautiful in a "rich man's Ted Bundy" kind of way"

KMorgan commented on An Epidemic of Smug Marrieds

"@cassandra: geesh, it was kinda a compliment, don't you think?"

KMorgan commented on The Crass Rigors of Promoting Your Book

"@belltolls: subtitle a/k/a "My Self-Entitled Head: Half Empty""

KMorgan commented on Obscenity Trial Judge Was Pretty Sure That No One Could Access His Personal Porn Website

"I'm skeeved out by the fact he has a personal web page...uh, don't you think the 5000 cases before you Judge concerning, I don't know, torture of illegal immigrants, illegal arrests, civil rights violations,...might require your freakin attention??!!"

KMorgan commented on Disgraced 'Transformers 2' Extra Will Stop at Nothing For 15 Minutes of Justice

"Wikipedia Answers: Where to find the functioning psychotics of the world = 'professional extras' holding areas on film productions."

KMorgan commented on Bestiality Porn Posted By A Top Federal Judge

"Yes, boys and girls, these are the men that create the 'greatest' justice system in the world!...all that's missing is the hood to match their robes that they don on meeting nights...Ick."