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"I don't have a list of the Race Rules, but I'm familiar enough with the Race Rules to know that depicting Barack Obama in color while not sporting a fifty mile wide smile is kinda like when Time ran that racistly darkened cover of OJ Simpson."
"I watched the Libertartian convention on CSPAN, and what I deduced was that they are opposed to all government funding of medical research...except Asperger's Syndrome."
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