LUV2CattleCall commented on Help! JetBlue Let Me Get On The Wrong Plane!

"Another reason Wendy is in need of being Darwin'd out of the genepool: The default screen for the LiveTV that's in-fucking-front of each pax is loaded with Google maps and unless she also fails at geography, she could have seen that the planned route doesn't exactly involve going to SoCal. Or she could have just noticed that the wings were drooping a bit much - indicating a ton of fuel being in the tanks - for a corridor flight...it's so easy, a caveman could do it. In the meantime, I heard that jetBlue got together a special display just for her: "

LUV2CattleCall commented on Help! JetBlue Let Me Get On The Wrong Plane!

"@ForrestWhitakersLazyEye: @Hawk07: To be fair, jetBlue (and AirTran, and US Airways) have this huge spiel where they shill their credit card and other random crap such as the fact that they're "always taking delivery of new planes" (even though they're also selling planes...), so many travelers just tune them out."

LUV2CattleCall commented on In case you were wondering,

"@Trust me, I'm a doctor: Actually...the terrorists lose = less virgins for them..."

LUV2CattleCall commented on What Doesn't Break a Toughbook Makes It Stronger: How They Test the Hell Out of Them

"Legally, they cannot say they test the hell out of them (Anyone that's been in a DC Subway station should get that reference..) " Notebooks also go on racks at the Kobe factory, and are given massages."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Show Us Your Wildest Gadget Dreams in Napkin Sketch Form

"@OtioseScandal: Wow....."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Show Us Your Wildest Gadget Dreams in Napkin Sketch Form

"@Rabid Penguin: To be honest, I have barely have a clue on how to post images here (I just the tip from lifehacker) - and after I posted, I saw the the pic was huge."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Hidden Tap Faucet Changes Temp When You Move Your Hands Side-to-Side

"ATL Terminal D is great...the faucets alternate - one all the way hot, it's neighbor freezing cold..etc."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Hidden Tap Faucet Changes Temp When You Move Your Hands Side-to-Side

"Because current faucent on/off sensors work SO well!"

LUV2CattleCall commented on Show Us Your Wildest Gadget Dreams in Napkin Sketch Form

"Southwest airlines was one of those great ideas that started on the back of a napkin: @kakashisan: Apparently Giz didn't read it either...since the word Penis is right there above the fold...lighten up! By the way, if you want an iPod/flashlight, you just set the brightness up all the way, and BAM there you go."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Great Giz Ideas: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

"@jkoppee: I wonder how the security "Tokens" would react to that name?"

LUV2CattleCall commented on Great Giz Ideas: Harass Your Neighbors With Your Wi-Fi Hotspot Name

"YourPriusSucks...brilliant! It's also entertaining to login to un-secured networks (usually 192.168.1.1) and change their own network names to something better...then slap a password onto it!"

LUV2CattleCall commented on $20,000 Spy Camera Disguised as Garbage Thrown Out With The Trash

"No worries...they'll just use the money they save from never going to the dentist to buy a new one..."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Amphibious RV is the Perfect Vehicle for, uh, Somebody, I'm Sure

"Beats the hell out of those "Duck" and now, "Super Duck" tours all over the East Coast/Wisconsin Dells "

LUV2CattleCall commented on Sprint's HTC Touch Diamond Gets Photographed By Digital Camera From 1998

"It HAS to be a fake...no HTC product would have the battery life to last while you position it for a pic.... (I have a T.Mo Shadow/HTC Juno and it's a great phone and all...but I have to rotate through 3 batteries in a given day - and it's a "known issue")"

LUV2CattleCall commented on Sanwa CD-RE1AT Puts Shine Back on Scuffed-Up CDs, Automagically

"@kvstud: If you really want to use water to fix a CD, you want to preheat the water to 500 degrees...then you stick the game inside the water, then put it inside the oven for an extra 30 minutes."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Sanwa CD-RE1AT Puts Shine Back on Scuffed-Up CDs, Automagically

"@kvstud: Here's the problem with the boiling a CD method: It doesn't work."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Sanwa CD-RE1AT Puts Shine Back on Scuffed-Up CDs, Automagically

"Nanowax from Eagle works wonders - so does Pledge. @Soulxside: Because Carlos Mencia has never stole a joke in his life...."

LUV2CattleCall commented on Waspinator 2 Eliminates Summer Wasps Quietly, Painlessly

"@TheDuckOfDeath: I saw the word "Skymall" and the first thing I thought was "This doesn't work" Speaking of which, what's with airlines crying about needing to shed every last pound off of their aircraft, then putting that useless waste of space/knee room in every seat?"